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Groundhawg

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12. Whatever he chooses that he is qualified for.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu Dec 4, 2025, 04:34 PM

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What kind of job should Mike Johnson get when he is out of Congress? [View all] milestogo 14 hrs ago OP

Faith Healer NT Happy Hoosier 14 hrs ago #1

Fluffer for a porn video producer. Ocelot II 14 hrs ago #2

I just said the same thing. yellow dahlia 9 hrs ago #44

Anti-Masturbation Shrew nt mr715 14 hrs ago #3

Hall monitor in a high school LogDog75 14 hrs ago #4

Cell Mate EnergizedLib 14 hrs ago #5

Only thing... 2naSalit 13 hrs ago #21

I would like to see him continue BOSSHOG 14 hrs ago #6

Governor of a Bible Belt State or Preacher at a Prosperity Gospel Church walkingman 14 hrs ago #7

No! Mike Nelson 14 hrs ago #8

Porn movie reviewer 0rganism 14 hrs ago #9

How about just being homeless, unable to get a job? Then he can experience the reality of what's it is like, actually SWBTATTReg 14 hrs ago #10

not trustee. ret5hd 14 hrs ago #11

Whatever he chooses that he is qualified for. Groundhawg 14 hrs ago #12

Walmart greeter. Would not trust him as a school crossing guard. Sneederbunk 14 hrs ago #13

Tele-evangelist. Turbineguy 14 hrs ago #14

Grindr is hiring. Sibelius Fan 14 hrs ago #15

Shoveling horse manure. BlueKota 13 hrs ago #16

He is not even competent enough to run the porn apps he loves so much. Irish_Dem 13 hrs ago #17

Tinder fluffer Maru Kitteh 13 hrs ago #18

Fox News correspondent Initech 13 hrs ago #19

He could operate the fryer at a fast food restaurant. He's greasy enough. Vinca 13 hrs ago #20

A coffin digger. Zackzzzz 13 hrs ago #22

Youth pastor. He's just creepy enough to fit in well. And young people are more impressionable. mucholderthandirt 13 hrs ago #23

Making big rocks into small rocks Grim Chieftain 13 hrs ago #24

YEP! Rebl2 13 hrs ago #33

Third glory hole on the left at KMart. Fichefinder 13 hrs ago #25

Find another fascist's edhopper 13 hrs ago #26

Turd polisher and/or toilet licker Blue Owl 13 hrs ago #27

Yo Yo Yo (actual pic) underpants 13 hrs ago #28

Whatever it will be, one thing certain he'll be an ASS KISSER 💋 Emile 13 hrs ago #29

Grindr editor CanonRay 13 hrs ago #30

Good Humor Man OneBlueDotS-Carolina 13 hrs ago #31

Brown noser Rebl2 13 hrs ago #32

OMG John Coktosten 13 hrs ago #34

Wearing a sign that says: Polly Hennessey 12 hrs ago #35

I don't know anything about his previous work history HappyH 12 hrs ago #36

Cleaning public toilets with his tongue. SamKnause 12 hrs ago #37

Circus. Same as his job in congress. Shoveling shit. usonian 12 hrs ago #38

Crash test dummy...nt GReedDiamond 12 hrs ago #39

Pedophile youth pastor . . . . hatrack 11 hrs ago #40

A gimp. Midnight Writer 11 hrs ago #41

Target holder at the Renaissance Festival axe throwing booth. flvegan 11 hrs ago #42

Fluffer for gay porn. yellow dahlia 9 hrs ago #43

Blow. Iggo 7 hrs ago #45

Mop Boy at a Louisiana Glory Hole Captain Zero 7 hrs ago #46