What kind of job should Mike Johnson get when he is out of Congress?

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[Happy Hoosier]

1. Faith Healer NT

[Ocelot II]

2. Fluffer for a porn video producer.

[yellow dahlia]

44. I just said the same thing.

Glad I wasn't the only risque one.

[mr715]

3. Anti-Masturbation Shrew nt

[LogDog75]

4. Hall monitor in a high school

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[EnergizedLib]

5. Cell Mate

[2naSalit]

21. Only thing...

He's actually qualified to be.

[BOSSHOG]

6. I would like to see him continue

In a leadership role in the GOP, helping to make Important decisions to guide the organization in the future. His insight would be very helpful. To good people.

[walkingman]

7. Governor of a Bible Belt State or Preacher at a Prosperity Gospel Church

[Mike Nelson]

8. No!

... nothing involving kids - high school or younger! I see him as a "correspondent" for FOX "News" or the like. I don't think he could host his own show... he doesn't have a commanding presence. Maybe a "weekend show" but certainly a roving guest liar.

[0rganism]

9. Porn movie reviewer

He should embrace his dearest hobby in a public manner to ensure maximum healing benefit.

[SWBTATTReg]

10. How about just being homeless, unable to get a job? Then he can experience the reality of what's it is like, actually

being in need, being homeless, wanting to eat, anything that they can get but can't afford even a simple meal, like so many Americans experience?

[ret5hd]

11. not trustee.

[Groundhawg]

12. Whatever he chooses that he is qualified for.

[Sneederbunk]

13. Walmart greeter. Would not trust him as a school crossing guard.

[Turbineguy]

14. Tele-evangelist.

He can decorate his studio will all the gold shit from the Oval Office that he bought dirt cheap from a Democratic President who doesn't want to work in a whore house.

[Sibelius Fan]

15. Grindr is hiring.

[BlueKota]

16. Shoveling horse manure.

[Irish_Dem]

17. He is not even competent enough to run the porn apps he loves so much.

[Maru Kitteh]

18. Tinder fluffer

[Initech]

19. Fox News correspondent

Since that's all he does now anyways.

[Vinca]

20. He could operate the fryer at a fast food restaurant. He's greasy enough.

[Zackzzzz]

22. A coffin digger.

[mucholderthandirt]

23. Youth pastor. He's just creepy enough to fit in well. And young people are more impressionable.

They'd already be primed to accept his stupid shit without question.

[Grim Chieftain]

24. Making big rocks into small rocks

[Rebl2]

33. YEP!

[Fichefinder]

25. Third glory hole on the left at KMart.

[edhopper]

26. Find another fascist's

Dick to suck.

[Blue Owl]

27. Turd polisher and/or toilet licker

[underpants]

28. Yo Yo Yo (actual pic)

[Emile]

29. Whatever it will be, one thing certain he'll be an ASS KISSER 💋

[CanonRay]

30. Grindr editor

[OneBlueDotS-Carolina]

31. Good Humor Man

Selling melted & expired ice cream products.

[Rebl2]

32. Brown noser

To some corporation

[John Coktosten]

34. OMG

Drag Queen Story Teller? He'd be ggggreat!

[Polly Hennessey]

35. Wearing a sign that says:

Car Wash
Full Service
Brushless
Expert Detailing

[HappyH]

36. I don't know anything about his previous work history

But I know that I would not trust him to scoop up the dog poop in my yard.

[SamKnause]

37. Cleaning public toilets with his tongue.

[usonian]

38. Circus. Same as his job in congress. Shoveling shit.

[GReedDiamond]

39. Crash test dummy...nt

[hatrack]

40. Pedophile youth pastor . . . .

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[Midnight Writer]

41. A gimp.

[flvegan]

42. Target holder at the Renaissance Festival axe throwing booth.

[yellow dahlia]

43. Fluffer for gay porn.

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Iggo]

45. Blow.

Maybe that’ll mellow him out.

[Captain Zero]

46. Mop Boy at a Louisiana Glory Hole

Seems about right.