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TreasonousBastard

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4. On attracting lightning bolts, and possibly nuclear weaponry...

Reply to Bonobo (Original post)

Fri Nov 30, 2012, 10:21 AM

Nov 2012

Every guy knows we are not just of different genders, but possibly different species. What is obvious and rational to us is insane to them and vice-versa.

So, just for the hell of it, try some male rational answers if you're not afraid of never getting laid again.

"You need to get over your anger at women."

"Well, women should stop pissing me off."

“You guys don’t have it as nearly as bad as women!”

"That's why we don't complain so much."

“Grow up!”

"Into what?"

“You are just bitter because you can’t get laid.”

"Not really. I'm just a little bent that you make it so much work,"

“Why do you hate women?”

"I don't. I love women. Quiet women."

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