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Maninacan

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7. birds

Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)

Wed Jun 25, 2025, 07:04 PM

Jun 25

I have been attacked by chickens and turkeys. They will not give up when they start. A rooster swooped off the ground and drummed my chest. A turkey can be over your head clawing in an instant.

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Man learns lesson: "Don't mess around with ostriches" [View all] red dog 1 Jun 25 OP

If you don't think ostriches can be dangerous, you're basically D. Spaulding Jun 25 #1

HA!!!!!! MyOwnPeace Jun 25 #5

Jeez, what a goof Just_Vote_Dem Jun 25 #2

I saw a petting farm ostrich break a guy's leg once. Solly Mack Jun 25 #3

Those claws can and have fatally disemboweled humans hlthe2b Jun 25 #4

Don't mess with big bird. Norrrm Jun 25 #6

I love your signature line. red dog 1 Jun 25 #9

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KILLER turkeys!!!!!!!!!!!! democratsruletheday Jun 25 #8

Forrest Gump's mother was right LogDog75 Jun 25 #10

I'll bet that dummy voted for VonShitzInPantz. red dog 1 Jun 25 #11

I was rooting for the ostrich. Intractable Jun 26 #12