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66. Don't mess with me boy!

Fri Jun 13, 2025, 01:20 PM

Jun 13

I'm Sherriff Buford T. Putzface...an' if ya'll come 'round heeaw lookin' fer trouble....wee just gonna give ya some! Y'all go way now...ya here! This is a modern day example of Florida's finest defending the 'gators an folks!
"The only free speech around heeyaw is comin' from my mouth, son!"
God Bless America!

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Florida sheriff warns protesters ahead of nationwide rallies: 'We will kill you dead' [View all] highplainsdem Jun 13 OP

That's murder................. Lovie777 Jun 13 #1

Premeditated murder. sheshe2 Jun 13 #12

I'll bet he's a riot at parties BonnieJW Jun 13 #40

Exactly. highplainsdem Jun 13 #82

They know they'll get away with it IronLionZion Jun 13 #15

His name is Wayne Ivey. Haggis 4 Breakfast Jun 13 #71

Tough tough talk. Drum Jun 13 #2

Heard he ran out of Viagra and is trying 'alternative medicine' Attilatheblond Jun 13 #14

Seriously. How small has one's weenie gotta be Seinan Sensei Jun 13 #52

During the "Great Reset" once we take back control Basso8vb Jun 13 #3

That can't come soon enough! pandr32 Jun 13 #47

You won't get rid of elected Sheriffs like this clown. maxsolomon Jun 13 #80

As opposed to "We will kill you alive"? BigmanPigman Jun 13 #4

And if we lie and pretend you do those things we will shoot you dead. travelingthrulife Jun 13 #5

Oh So Manly! BOSSHOG Jun 13 #6

They love the tough talk Hey Joe Jun 13 #7

"one of our big, beautiful dogs" - sound like someone we know? A Trump clone? n/t the nelm Jun 13 #43

Thought the same thing MorbidButterflyTat Jun 13 #74

Not sure it would qualify as a woody HappyH Jun 13 #65

Does Ronnie D approve this message? ProudMNDemocrat Jun 13 #8

DeSantis probably wrote the lines for him radical noodle Jun 13 #55

Not sure what you mean? SomewhereInTheMiddle Jun 14 #89

Well, they won't go to the hospital because GOPis killing Medicaid Walleye Jun 13 #9

I hope they go to the sheriff's house and shit on his sidewalk. n/t SpankMe Jun 13 #11

I think what the sheriff is saying here C_U_L8R Jun 13 #10

The true Florida finally comes out. Baitball Blogger Jun 13 #13

He should run for Texas Senator - we love that manly bullshit. walkingman Jun 13 #16

Found the weakest man in all of the state that quick, well played all! Brainfodder Jun 13 #17

This guy needs to undergo a psych evaluation for the weekend... EarthFirst Jun 13 #18

Time for Florida to invoke the Baker Act for him Zorro Jun 13 #19

You should go easy with the roids, cowboy. Dave Bowman Jun 13 #20

Neah neah-neah neah neah booga booga bing bong DinahMoeHum Jun 13 #21

What is his take on agitators embedded to wreck havoc and blame protestors? Brainfodder Jun 13 #22

Translation MW67 Jun 13 #23

that's a new one for me... stillcool Jun 13 #24

Put that redneck in jail flamingdem Jun 13 #25

Obviously just one of Florida's many manly men running for higher office Simeon Salus Jun 13 #26

Where do you stand on the J6 insurrectioinists, you murderous thug? niyad Jun 13 #27

florida -- wow, who doesn't want to go there for vacation? seems like such a fun state orleans Jun 13 #28

Indian Tribes liked it. Then the worst fucking thing imaginable happened. You know, morons. twodogsbarking Jun 13 #42

Pumped Up Trumper! Smackdown2019 Jun 13 #29

Obviously running for higher office. hay rick Jun 13 #30

The Keeper of the Peace. twodogsbarking Jun 13 #31

more likely keeper of the Piece..... lastlib Jun 13 #45

Should be a fun weekend. benpollard Jun 13 #32

They miss Jim Crow Danmel Jun 13 #33

The Police Dog As Weapon of Racial Terror bronxiteforever Jun 13 #34

Just another fine republican sheriff. republianmushroom Jun 13 #35

Bet me, if he got kidnapped... MiHale Jun 13 #36

I could feel his hate, even just reading his statements. patphil Jun 13 #37

Death threats used to be illegal. What happened? czarjak Jun 13 #38

He was careful enough to throw in "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun" Polybius Jun 13 #67

Another Big Mac or 2 is going to kill him graveyard dead... róisín_dubh Jun 13 #39

In other news, all of the employees of the Florida Department of Tourism have requested deportation. twodogsbarking Jun 13 #41

Your daily dose of trump jackoff material. (nt) Paladin Jun 13 #44

He don't look so tough..... lastlib Jun 13 #46

I live in Brevard County skydive forever Jun 13 #48

Sounds more like Wayne Gacy to me. SouthBayDem Jun 13 #49

OMG! I only hope that all protesters stay safe and NOT harmed by Trump-Maga. riversedge Jun 13 #50

Thanks for the warning, Nazi asshole. However, the sword has two edges. hadEnuf Jun 13 #51

This is my favorite part of the 1st amendment johnnyfins Jun 13 #59

Well Traildogbob Jun 13 #53

He seems nice. dchill Jun 13 #54

This message was self-deleted by its author orangecrush Jun 13 #56

You'll get your big beautiful ass sued off orangecrush Jun 13 #57

Serve and protect? Nahhhh. 1WorldHope Jun 13 #58

Those are words of a cowardly, impotent, bully. Buddyzbuddy Jun 13 #60

He doesn't realize he's one of the turds stopping up our national toilet. Magoo48 Jun 13 #61

Why can't something be done about this? hamsterjill Jun 13 #62

Boy, you're in a heap of trouble... California Kid Jun 13 #63

Legalized terrorism. Initech Jun 13 #64

Don't mess with me boy! Canada Kid Jun 13 #66

Isn't Florida a Stand Your Ground state? DFW Jun 13 #68

You also have to count the ones in the tall tree znd atop high rise buildings. The Grand Illuminist Jun 13 #86

Trying to out-asshole the restof the assholes Scalded Nun Jun 13 #69

What a man Ohioboy Jun 13 #70

I wonder if he's ever heard the expression... returnee Jun 13 #72

Sounds about right for Florida madville Jun 13 #73

Don't do stupid stuff especially this weekend DUU Jun 13 #75

It sounds like the tourism industry has a new slogan: struggle4progress Jun 13 #76

They can't wait to kill Americans. Irish_Dem Jun 13 #77

"Graveyard dead!" He has written a whole SNL skit! Doodley Jun 13 #78

If their intention is to dissuade people from protesting, perhaps they should look at history SSJVegeta Jun 13 #79

We live in different times now. The Grand Illuminist Jun 13 #84

Maybe not as different as we would like to think, though SSJVegeta Jun 14 #87

There will be camera's everywhere asshat when YOU and your boys try and escalate a peaceful march Bengus81 Jun 13 #81

They'll just say "Hi Mom!" The Grand Illuminist Jun 13 #85

Sheriff should be sacked and arrested immediately sakabatou Jun 13 #83

anyone who behaved that irresponsibly in any other job would be FIRED Skittles Jun 14 #88