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22. NO_O_O_O_!!! Don't cancel!!

Thu Jun 12, 2025, 01:21 PM

Jun 12

This may be a great opportunity! Give the Orange Idiot a long metal rod...tell him it's a magic wand and to point it straight up in the air! He should be holding Vance's hand while he does this!

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Trump's birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms [View all] highplainsdem Jun 12 OP

Zeus is angry DBoon Jun 12 #1

Even Thor hates him! Bayard Jun 12 #4

By Jove! tanyev Jun 12 #36

WOW! IT WORKED... homegirl Jun 12 #73

plays a few opening riffs of the opening fanfare of the flying dutchman AllaN01Bear Jun 12 #119

From the north! ArizonaLib Jun 12 #125

Mother Nature has only gotten started! n/t AntiFascist Jun 12 #94

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature! Mme. Defarge Jun 12 #127

Dreams..... JMCKUSICK Jun 12 #2

Hold the parade/Birthday Party indoors at the White people's White House magicarpet Jun 12 #101

Is he dead yet ? magicarpet Jun 12 #103

They are afraid a lightening bolt from Heaven will strike. Irish_Dem Jun 12 #3

Change "they" to "we" and "afraid" to "praying." FSogol Jun 12 #5

I think some of them saw "Raiders of the Lost Ark"... Moostache Jun 12 #28

I think Pam Bondi's face already looks like she has been in that scene. jls4561 Jun 12 #117

So it might quite literally rain on his parade! Dulcinea Jun 12 #78

Taco Brice forgotmylogin Jun 12 #121

The clutch of this memo is republianmushroom Jun 12 #6

He doesn't do rain because hair BonnieJW Jun 12 #7

He is going to need some heavy duty hair spray. Irish_Dem Jun 12 #85

Ship in tons of bottles of Final Net! slightlv Jun 12 #122

I think he uses an entire bottle every day. Irish_Dem Jun 12 #123

And still manages to look like shit. 3catwoman3 Jun 13 #140

And a whole bottle of spray tan. Irish_Dem Jun 13 #141

Oh, brother. hamsterjill Jun 12 #8

Found on CraigsList DC aggiesal Jun 12 #108

Wow, I just read who they want...ethnic and people of color... BigmanPigman Jun 12 #115

I suspect a lot of voodoo dolls are full of pins by now... hlthe2b Jun 12 #9

Winner!! riversedge Jun 12 #80

LOL mercuryblues Jun 12 #82

Here's mine... StarryNite Jun 12 #88

Ouch. Is that his weenie? rubbersole Jun 12 #92

Nooo, the cheese puff is much too big for that. StarryNite Jun 12 #95

Maybe a miniature set of jumper cables??? GopherGal Jun 12 #136

Or maybe I could just stomp on it. StarryNite Jun 12 #137

Aw, such a shame. Maybe they could move it inside... Mar-a-Lago? sinkingfeeling Jun 12 #10

I'd love to see tanks roll onto Mar-a-Lago! Yellowdog-1966 Jun 12 #76

Hurricane Season is here get the red out Jun 12 #113

How much will it cost to transport all the personnel and hardware back to where they originated? jls4561 Jun 12 #11

I think it's likely they stay in the DC area for a while 0rganism Jun 12 #68

There's a lot of federal property, and federal agents that are bound to be in need of a little protection. Harker Jun 12 #93

This is going to cost us millions of dollars...whether it happens or not! slightlv Jun 12 #124

howdi AllaN01Bear Jun 12 #12

Then he'll fire the NWS intrepidity Jun 12 #20

Just give RUMP a weather map and a sharpie, problem solved William Seger Jun 12 #74

... catbyte Jun 12 #13

Yes please... I'll be happy with that outcome! (n/t) Moostache Jun 12 #30

Perfect! Then the world would celebrate! SheltieLover Jun 12 #40

Bring on the rain! Snow too! IzzaNuDay Jun 12 #14

Old Man Yells At Cloud mac56 Jun 12 #15

Lol, didn't see that coming. 😀 Dave Bowman Jun 12 #109

First, he will disband the National Weather Service. Next, he will nuke the rainclouds. Midnight Writer Jun 12 #16

Clickbait from the Times Prairie Gates Jun 12 #17

"...when he's available?" KatyaR Jun 12 #18

TACO weather Baitball Blogger Jun 12 #19

Wouldn't that be sweet. KPN Jun 12 #21

NO_O_O_O_!!! Don't cancel!! Canada Kid Jun 12 #22

I thought the same catchnrelease Jun 12 #89

"Mr. President, give the crowd a thrill - show them your golf swing!!!" colorado_ufo Jun 12 #91

Like this? Dulcinea Jun 12 #107

As he holds an umbrella with a metal shaft FakeNoose Jun 12 #138

P*$$Y-Grabber won't want to get his orange mane wet. . . BigDemVoter Jun 12 #23

Nit - its a straw yellow mane... the orange is the face paint, but they BOTH run in the rain (some say) (n/t) Moostache Jun 12 #31

I wonder what that yak fuzz rug looks like wet & windblown? SheltieLover Jun 12 #38

Well, at least in cloudy weather not fooled Jun 12 #64

Moses Mike and Eloon need to be included in the handholding, for our own safety! lark Jun 12 #39

The lord is speaking. mzmolly Jun 12 #24

Isn't it funny how the RE fundies will claim it's Gods will robbob Jun 12 #54

Right?! mzmolly Jun 12 #57

Damn Democrats! moose65 Jun 12 #25

Im sure the harpy odins folly Jun 12 #72

I will be praying hard the next two days for the wrath of God to strike him down on 6/14 and ruin kimbutgar Jun 12 #26

I am an atheist, but I send negative vibes and wishes for his imminent demise DAILY...just in case. Moostache Jun 12 #32

Canceled or postponed? Ocelot II Jun 12 #27

I Don't Mind Protesting In the Rain Deep State Witch Jun 12 #29

Mother Nature bringing the karma Deminpenn Jun 12 #33

I cannot see TFG cancelling bigworld Jun 12 #35

Nope, he will not appear in t he rain - never has and never will becuse his ego is too fragile. lark Jun 12 #42

In this instance it sounds like a plan..MAGA and metal stands...hmmmm. travelingthrulife Jun 12 #47

Lightning. rzemanfl Jun 12 #51

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! bucolic_frolic Jun 12 #34

Well then... SheltieLover Jun 12 #37

DJT IS A SNOWFLAKE! nt Exp Jun 12 #41

Here we go again with his idea to build a dome over the US, except for California, and Taylor Swift. twodogsbarking Jun 12 #43

I think they should definietly not cancel ToxMarz Jun 12 #44

We all know the Convicted Felon's biggest weakness: CapnSteve Jun 12 #45

Trump would never show up in a thunderstorm. It might blow the guinea pig off travelingthrulife Jun 12 #46

It's a Guinea pig? ChazInAz Jun 12 #63

Maybe God will smite him. Blue Full Moon Jun 12 #48

*sad trombone noises* sakabatou Jun 12 #49

Here ya go..... magicarpet Jun 12 #105

Can't he just move the storm with a sharpie? Torchlight Jun 12 #50

Wow! Cool! I remember when the flags in DC were at half-staff for President Carter's funeral OMGWTF Jun 12 #52

I've got an idea. Gary 50 Jun 12 #53

Or perhaps lack of a crowd has him rethinking this. I don't care. nt babylonsister Jun 12 #55

It's the east coast, where summer late afternoon t-storms are the norm, not the exception ms liberty Jun 12 #56

This makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jun 12 #58

Does this mean we will have to MuseRider Jun 12 #59

Where will he move all that materiel to? stillcool Jun 12 #61

I bet he'll want to ruin 4th of july Tree Lady Jun 12 #135

He's afraid of rain Javaman Jun 12 #60

Why can't he just get out his magic sharpie Demobrat Jun 12 #62

50 years of being an atheist and I find out there IS a God! generalbetrayus Jun 12 #65

How jaded am I to think that Trump doesn't care... ananda Jun 12 #66

SAD! Blue Owl Jun 12 #67

if you know any fundies... Hieronymus Phact Jun 12 #69

The parade is not Codifer Jun 12 #70

Yes - fascist dictator porn ArizonaLib Jun 12 #128

Just celebrate D00ver66 Jun 12 #71

It's a Soviet parade. Call it for what it's based on. JHB Jun 12 #75

Trump WHouse is a cesspool of racist assholes IrishBubbaLiberal Jun 12 #77

*a sbuffo* deflated. In Behavior and Physical Appearance. sprinkleeninow Jun 12 #79

Who has their finger on the Jewish Space Lasers? mercuryblues Jun 12 #81

Soros. rubbersole Jun 12 #97

Higher powers are sending a message IronLionZion Jun 12 #83

Trump will order the army to attack the approaching front. LudwigPastorius Jun 12 #84

I.O.W.s nobody is coming. And that is with them paying people to do so. Botany Jun 12 #86

Aaawwww that's too bad. Still they incurred all those unnecessary mobilization costs surfered Jun 12 #87

TACO 🌮 live love laugh Jun 12 #90

Trump couldn't care less if people were put in danger by lightning strikes Wiz Imp Jun 12 #96

This is normal weather for Virginia MadameButterfly Jun 12 #98

It's too cold. It's too wet. Wah! LuvLoogie Jun 12 #99

Oh please, oh please mcar Jun 12 #100

Looks like TACO is looking for an exit strategy. flashman13 Jun 12 #102

He should just move it into the Capitol rotunda like his "inauguration". rubbersole Jun 12 #104

Bone spurs acting up ? C_U_L8R Jun 12 #106

Maybe they shouldn't be defunding the NWS and fucking FEMA, then...because there's going to be a lot more extreme and Karasu Jun 12 #110

Reminiscent of TSF not wanting to get his hair wet at Sneederbunk Jun 12 #111

This Is Joe Biden's Doing RobinA Jun 12 #112

oh that's bdamomma Jun 12 #114

Awww, is the precious snowflake afraid of getting wet? Hekate Jun 12 #116

That would be nice. Or, even worse for Trump, don't cancel and suffer deaths and injuries to lighting strikes. Martin68 Jun 12 #118

Seriously? Brainfodder Jun 12 #120

The National Weather Service is now predicting an 85% chance of rain and thunderstorms during Trump's Vanity Parade LetMyPeopleVote Jun 12 #126

Parade bromeando Jun 12 #129

Why doesn't he change the weather with his Sharpie? Answer that FOX Newts. twodogsbarking Jun 12 #130

A well placed lightning strike would send a message, wouldn't it? Oopsie Daisy Jun 12 #131

Praying to the Rain Gods 🙏🏼⛈️ Clouds Passing Jun 12 #132

Hand him a USA Flag on a long METAL Pole to wave around. electric_blue68 Jun 12 #133

Is it possible for lightening to hit the ground and then jump up a catheter line? Midnight Writer Jun 12 #134

Rain chances is up to 90% LetMyPeopleVote Jun 12 #139

Not according to the NWS onenote Jun 13 #142

Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please - let it be so. 3catwoman3 Jun 13 #143

felon under a cloud Marthe48 Jun 13 #144

His makeup would run and his toupee would get all stringy AllyCat Jun 13 #145

Please, God wryter2000 Jun 13 #146

The astronaut from space ? rickford66 Jun 13 #147