Trump says U.S. will double steel tariffs to 50%

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13. Rumor has it

that he has a dartboard in his oval office, (with a massive gilded goal frame, of course).

A couple of times a day, he throws a dart and if it hits black, it means raise the tariff, if it hits red, he lowers the tariff. Then, depending on which pie shaped segment it hits, designates different Trump hated countries....or combinations of countries.......

Who knew Presidential duties could be so simple............