Nearly naked Florida man arrested after multiple hit-and-run crashes, deputies say

[marmar]

FLAGLER COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida man wearing only socks and a “small covering wrapped around his waist” was arrested Wednesday after multiple hit-and-run crashes, according to sheriff’s officials.

The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office said an SUV was speeding on Old Kings Road when it struck multiple cars and continued down the road. A Florida Fish and Wildlife officer tried to pull over the driver, identified as 22-year-old Stephen Peterson, of Port Orange, but he did not stop the car.

The SUV then drove onto Old Kings Elementary School’s property and drove around the running track before getting back onto Old Kings Road, deputies said.

Sheriff’s officials said Peterson then drove into the Flagler County landfill and into a wooded area between the landfill and Interstate 95. ..................(more)

https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2023/06/22/nearly-naked-florida-man-arrested-after-multiple-hit-and-run-crashes-deputies-say/

[moniss]

1. I think it's

the heat and humidity in FL that must generate some sort of bizarre "brain infection". Maybe the passenger can get a lawyer to argue that he thought the guy was his Uber driver and had no idea about anything else.

[GreenWave]

2. Best be careful. Those gators are quick to snap off fleshy appendages.

[Aristus]

3. That is the most Florida headline ever written.

I think if the word 'methamphetamine' had been included in it, it would have brought about the Apocalypse.