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Related: About this forumJason Bourne arrested in Florida
Yeah, not reallyA Florida Man who was being investigated for causing a drunken disturbance yesterday at a public library was arrested after he gave cops a bogus social security number and a fake name--Jason Bourne.
Cops say that Jonathan Chapman, 45, was asked several times Tuesday afternoon to leave the Pinellas Park library, but he refused. Chapman, who was reportedly intoxicated and smelled of alcohol, was subsequently asked to identify himself by a patrolman.
Instead of providing his actual name, Chapman claimed to be Jason Bourne, the title character in a series of Robert Ludlum thrillers that were adapted for film (and which starred Matt Damon).
The Bourne identity, however, was fabricated.
Cops say that Jonathan Chapman, 45, was asked several times Tuesday afternoon to leave the Pinellas Park library, but he refused. Chapman, who was reportedly intoxicated and smelled of alcohol, was subsequently asked to identify himself by a patrolman.
Instead of providing his actual name, Chapman claimed to be Jason Bourne, the title character in a series of Robert Ludlum thrillers that were adapted for film (and which starred Matt Damon).
The Bourne identity, however, was fabricated.
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Jason Bourne arrested in Florida (Original Post)
47of74
Apr 2019
OP
You'd think he'd have a form of identification with him. A Bourne Identity, so to speak. NT
mahatmakanejeeves
Apr 2019
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ExciteBike66
(2,700 posts)1. Setting up the ol' amnesia defense!
shenmue
(38,542 posts)5. The 'stupid fucking idiot' defense

ExciteBike66
(2,700 posts)6. "Matt Damon" -Matt Damon, Team America.
mahatmakanejeeves
(64,479 posts)2. You'd think he'd have a form of identification with him. A Bourne Identity, so to speak. NT
CentralMass
(16,094 posts)3. He should have used John Michael Kane instead.
awesomerwb1
(4,724 posts)4. F*ck, they finally caught him.
Does that mean no more movies? I love those movies.
2naSalit
(96,576 posts)7. It was simply a matter of time...
they finally got him.