Florida man sings his way in to trouble

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Here's a Florida Man who is a real gentleman

A retiree was arrested after serenading a female neighbor with an original song that referred to her as a “bitch” and a “witch,” according to Florida court records.

Police say Robert Mirabella, 62, played guitar and sang his original composition last Saturday morning while on the front porch of a residence in Wildwood, a city that includes portions of The Villages, the sprawling retirement community.

According to an arrest report, the female victim told police that she was “having ongoing issues” with her next-door neighbors, whom she accused of harassment.

The woman said she was sitting on her front porch when Mirabella “started to play the guitar and sing on the front porch” of the neighboring home. The woman heard Mirabella croon, “There is a neighbor who was a bitch” and “I see her now, she’s just a witch.”

As the great Ouiser Boudreaux said, I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he drops a deuce in it.

[kimbutgar]

1. There is nothing worst than having a harassing neighbor

We had this neighbor that harassed a lot of us so bad 4 families had to get a restraint order. He had a terrible stroke which slowed him down a few years back and finally died. I drank a shot with my neighbor who was also harassed in celebration of his passing.

[47of74]

4. There was the local old man mail harasser around here

He finally departed this existence a few months ago. Recently his house was listed for sale. If I had the cash I'd consider buying it and then putting up the biggest shrines to both Presidents Clinton (and yes I consider her President), President Obama, and Mrs. Pelosi. And sit back and enjoy him having to endure that from where ever he is.

This guy burned so many bridges here in town over the years that the family didn't even have the funeral locally, that's how far his rep got flushed down the toilet by the end.

[marble falls]

2. George Zimmerman walked on a murder, this guys gets popped an acoustic guitar, nice going Florida!

[Shrike47]

3. Hmm, First Amendment wins in this one.