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Related: About this forumOklahoma Woman tried to steal a truck to escape zombies
And they all congregate at Wally World, apparently.
According to a police report, a man called 911 Tuesday morning to report that a woman had jumped into his truck, locked the doors, and was attempting to drive away. The truck, carrying Sparkletts water bottles and jugs, was parked outside a Walmart in Sapulpa, a Tulsa suburb.
The suspect, identified by cops as Tamanda Billings, 27, reportedly told driver Devonte Harris that she needed his wheels to flee zombies. Harris, who was delivering an order to Walmart, said that when he asked Billings to get out of his truck, she replied, "No, there are Zombies after me."
But Billings, a mother of two young children, had her escape from the undead stymied when she could not get the Freightliner truck moving. Cops responding to the 911 call eventually had to break the vehicles window to remove Billings from the cab.
Billings has a lengthy rap that includes convictions in four separate Oklahoma counties for crimes like arson, malicious mischief, public intoxication, resisting arrest, and disturbing the peace. Following a 2016 trespass collar, Billings claimed that Satan had dropped her off in the neighborhood she was found wandering. I dont like cops, youre all possessed, Billings declared, adding, Theyre coming for us. Cops reported, There was nothing worth noting in the general direction she was looking.
The suspect, identified by cops as Tamanda Billings, 27, reportedly told driver Devonte Harris that she needed his wheels to flee zombies. Harris, who was delivering an order to Walmart, said that when he asked Billings to get out of his truck, she replied, "No, there are Zombies after me."
But Billings, a mother of two young children, had her escape from the undead stymied when she could not get the Freightliner truck moving. Cops responding to the 911 call eventually had to break the vehicles window to remove Billings from the cab.
Billings has a lengthy rap that includes convictions in four separate Oklahoma counties for crimes like arson, malicious mischief, public intoxication, resisting arrest, and disturbing the peace. Following a 2016 trespass collar, Billings claimed that Satan had dropped her off in the neighborhood she was found wandering. I dont like cops, youre all possessed, Billings declared, adding, Theyre coming for us. Cops reported, There was nothing worth noting in the general direction she was looking.
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Oklahoma Woman tried to steal a truck to escape zombies (Original Post)
47of74
Apr 2019
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splat
(2,341 posts)1. Thank you. Made my day. n/t
Aristus
(69,782 posts)2. Hey, Florida! Oklahoma's trying to steal your thunder!

Kaleva
(39,278 posts)3. Numerous arrests aren't going to help her mental health problems.
akraven
(1,975 posts)4. I thought this stuff was supposed to happen
in California???
47of74
(18,470 posts)5. Yeah there or that state. Aka Florida
akraven
(1,975 posts)6. Well, did she get the zombies?
If so, maybe she won't have to pay the fines... ...