Florida man second amendmented a toilet

[47of74]

Shitter was full?

A man from St. Petersburg, Florida, shocked his roommate Saturday when he fired a gun inside their house and shattered a toilet.

Police said the bullet tore through numerous walls before it destroyed the porcelain throne, local station WTSP reported Sunday. Police arrested Ryan Rawson Montgomery, 40, who, according to an affidavit, claimed he was playing with the gun when it unexpectedly discharged.

After the incident, Montgomery tossed the gun in an area of water nearby. A visitor, Sheryl Jackson, 64, took the bullet, later telling police she wanted to hide it.

Police charged both Jackson and Montgomery with tampering with physical evidence. Also charged with culpable negligence and violating probation in Charlotte County, Montgomery is being held on a bail of $2,250. Jackson was released on a $2,000 bail, WTSP reported.

[Aristus]

1. "Dangit! Imonna shoot the shit outta yew!

[dameatball]

2. Sounds like the cops have closed the lid on the case.

[customerserviceguy]

7. Well, of course!

There's nothing to go on.

[2naSalit]

3. !!!

No shit?!

[ExciteBike66]

4. "playing with the gun"...

My stand on guns is to confiscate them all. I trust myself with a gun (former infantry, after all), but I don't trust anyone else...

[Javaman]

8. At least he didn't go with the standard, "I was cleaning it", defense. LOL nt

[ExciteBike66]

9. Right?

I saw something obstructing the chamber, so I poked at it with a sharp cleaning rod. How was I to know the obstruction was a bullet!

[Initech]

5. "Honey, have you checked our shitters?"

[47of74]

6. Sewer gas....DON'T DROP THAT!