Quick everyone google Florida man and your birthday!

[47of74]

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Mine (June 9) was about a Florida man getting busted for calling 911 after his girlfriend wouldn’t buy him vodka.

http://time.com/4363426/florida-man-drunk-dial-911-vodka/

[TalenaGor]

1. Florida man attacked by gator

Lol

[Soxfan58]

2. May 13- Florida man turns himself in for murdering his imaginary friend

[SkyDaddy7]

3. That is HILARIOUS...26 November

I got..."Mother: Florida man in crocodile pit could lose foot, blames drugs for incident"

https://www.wsbradio.com/news/national/mother-florida-man-crocodile-pit-could-lose-foot-blames-drugs-for-incident/Y0QtVxkg5BhYuJ9uOqptFO/

[shraby]

4. Aug. 15....

A Florida man arrested for destroying a liquor store under construction told police he was Alice in Wonderland and that a "hookah-smoking caterpillar" ordered him to attack the site.

[mainer]

5. I got a naked rake attack! (June 12)

(WFLA/NBC News) A Florida man is recovering from several wounds after fighting off a naked intruder armed with a rake.

Deputies say Maurice Castaneda, not wearing a stitch of clothes, barged into Bill and Crystal Colwell's New Port Richey home.

"Looked up and here's a naked guy in my house and I instantly start screaming 'get out of my house' and he didn't get out," Bill Colwell said.

Bill shoved him into the side yard. He said Castaneda grabbed his rake.

"He shattered it a few times, because I think the last time might have been over my head, 'cause I got a couple of lumps on my head," Bill said.

Crystal tossed her husband a hatchet, but he had a better weapon in his truck.

A hammer.

[flor-de-jasmim]

6. Nothing came up for me for May 4 under FL MAN, but under woman:

Florida woman wakes up with flying cockroach in her ear

[47of74]

7. Under woman for me

Woman arrested after Lake Orion home invasion


https://www.theoaklandpress.com/news/nation-world-news/woman-arrested-after-lake-orion-home-invasion/article_b775e88a-6ab4-5832-a928-d268a467d917.html

[tymorial]

8. Oh let's see..

Florida man finds grenade and brings it to taco bell

Florida man stole opiods got laxatives instead.

[Galileo126]

9. "Florida Man Steals $2 Million in Legos" n/t

[No Vested Interest]

10. Florida Man had "Mother of Satan" bomb materials in his home.... Nov 14, 2018

Volusia Co.....in his bedroom...an explosive chemical that the terrorist group Al-Qaida has termed...
Just another day in America...

[3Hotdogs]

11. Mines October 26. Florida man charged with sending 13 pipe bombs to Trump critics.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

12. Florida Man July 8

Florida man goes to jail after attacking an in “minions” costume.

[Canoe52]

13. Mine is Florida man gets 40 years for plotting to bomb Targets

[Duppers]

14. Squirrel attacks Florida man...

Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor | Miami Herald
Nov. 24.

[muriel_volestrangler]

15. "Florida Man Arrested After He Attempted to Pay for His McDonald's Order With Weed"

In true Florida Man style:

Apparently, the police were called over the incident and they arrived at McDonald's to question the worker. While the police were still on-site, Gallagher attempted to go through the drive-through again and was arrested.

https://www.complex.com/life/2018/12/florida-man-arrested-after-he-attempted-to-pay-for-mcdonalds-with-weed