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Related: About this forumFlorida Man With Syringes Found Up There Won't Be Charged For Them
The Florida man who had some syringes up there won't be charged for bringing them along when he was booked into jail
Wesley Dasher Scott, 40, was busted in early-January on separate warrants charging him with possessing marijuana and drugs without a prescription. While being frisked by an arresting officer, Scott denied having any illegal items hidden on (or in) his body.
However, during a subsequent strip search at the county lockup, Scott "removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them" to a jailer. But while he had fished the items from inside his body, Scott claimed the syringes were not his.
Seen above, Scott did not reveal who purportedly owned the needles (or where he supposedly found them). In addition to the existing drug counts, Scott was charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony.
But prosecutors subsequently opted not to pursue the contraband charge against Scott. The brief declination notice came as Scott agreed to a plea deal on the pot and prescription drug charges. Scott was sentenced to 40 days in jail and ordered to pay $550 in fines in connection with the misdemeanor convictions.
However, during a subsequent strip search at the county lockup, Scott "removed three syringes from his rectum and provided them" to a jailer. But while he had fished the items from inside his body, Scott claimed the syringes were not his.
Seen above, Scott did not reveal who purportedly owned the needles (or where he supposedly found them). In addition to the existing drug counts, Scott was charged with introducing contraband into a correctional facility, a felony.
But prosecutors subsequently opted not to pursue the contraband charge against Scott. The brief declination notice came as Scott agreed to a plea deal on the pot and prescription drug charges. Scott was sentenced to 40 days in jail and ordered to pay $550 in fines in connection with the misdemeanor convictions.
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Florida Man With Syringes Found Up There Won't Be Charged For Them (Original Post)
47of74
Mar 2019
OP
It's pretty tough to claim that things found up your butt aren't yours.
The Velveteen Ocelot
Mar 2019
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The Velveteen Ocelot
(124,443 posts)1. It's pretty tough to claim that things found up your butt aren't yours.
getagrip_already
(17,699 posts)2. Not too tough for Florida Man......
I love this guy. He constantly entertains me.
ZZenith
(4,360 posts)3. "HEY! WHO PUT THESE IN HERE?!!!"
3catwoman3
(26,578 posts)7. Perhaps he was just...
...keeping them for a friend.
keithbvadu2
(40,915 posts)8. a really good friend

magicarpet
(18,111 posts)5. For future reference if becoming an addict is in the cards...
.... do you stuff the hypodermic needle
- needle first or needle back ?
Asking for a friend.
3catwoman3
(26,578 posts)6. Let's hope the needle caps were on.
I am laughing so hard I am crying.
Blue Owl
(56,045 posts)9. He almost wrecked 'em...
