Dart championship descends into madness as players accuse each other of farting

[PoliticAverse]

Two pro dart players have accused each other of farting on stage during a match in England this week — casting a cloud of controversy over the heralded tournament.

“It’ll take me two nights to lose this smell from my nose,” Dutch player Wesley Harms fumed after getting blown away 10-2 by Scotland’s Gary Anderson at the Grand Slam of Darts in Wolverhampton.

Harms chalked up his foul play to a “fragrant smell” — which he deduced came from the Scotsman’s bowels.

But Anderson — who has admitted to passing gas during matches in the past — insisted he was innocent of this olfactory offense, The Guardian reported.

Read the rest at: https://nypost.com/2018/11/17/dart-championship-descends-into-madness-as-players-accuse-each-other-of-farting/

[rurallib]

1. In a tournament, hit 'em with everything you got

[Crutchez_CuiBono]

2. OHHHH You said..."Does any one want to play DARTS"

"I thought you said Fart's...my bad..." I feel dumbed down typing farts...like I do typing the presidents name.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Cast a cloud of more than controversy. But, wait...

There are professional darts players?


Who knew?

[Ohiogal]

4. Sounds like a real gas.

[Xipe Totec]

5. Fart championship descends into madness as players accuse each other of Darting - works too nt

[keithbvadu2]

6. Darting and farting.

Darting and farting.

Too easy...

[FSogol]

7. "We've got to get to the bottom of this," the UK's Professional Darts Corp chairman Barry Hearn

[Javaman]

8. Scottsman's Bowels was the name of my AC/DC cover band. nt

[Initech]

9. Please tell me you covered "Who Made Who"!