Woman shoots masturbating bicyclist trying to break into her home

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A man was shot Tuesday after police said he was masturbating while riding a bicycle on a southeast Houston street, according to police.

A woman was taking out her trash and told Johnson, 39, to get away from her home, but police said he followed her to the door.

"She told him stay away and not come in the house or she would get a gun and shoot him," Crowson said.

The woman did get a gun, and fired a shot through the door, striking Johnson in the chest, according to police.

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http://www.nbc-2.com/story/38897787/woman-shoots-masturbating-bicyclist-trying-to-break-into-her-home

[lordsummerisle]

1. Not from The Onion?

A masturbating bicyclist...sounds like something from an x-rated circus...

[janterry]

2. Poor man must have taken a wrong turn at Florida

Sure sounds like a Fl story

[brush]

3. Pretty athletic though, masturbating, riding a bike and breaking into her house at the same time.

[Arkansas Granny]

5. He takes multitasking to the extreme.

[3catwoman3]

4. It is always puzzling to me that someone...

...would engage in that very personal activity while in public.

[comradebillyboy]

7. There's no shortage of sick puppies in the world.

[Turbineguy]

6. Huh?

Riding a bicycle, masturbating, and breaking into a house at the same time? This guy could lecture men on multi-tasking!

[Kaleva]

8. The same man was arrested the previous week for running around the area naked.

[FSogol]

9. I don't think that cyclist will beat the rap.