As a smart-ass husband, I can relate to this:

[True Dough]

My wife still loves me! Don't ask me why!

[Harker]

1. Okay, why?

[True Dough]

8. I have a BIG

mouth!

[TommieMommy]

2. Hahaha that's funny 👍😁

[MIButterfly]

3. Hilarious!

[RVN VET71]

4. She's really just biding her time, waiting for the right moment.

Don't ever let your guard down, but keep smiling and don't let on that you know what they're REALLY up to. That's how I've stayed alive and married for 55 years.

Trust me.

Women always play the long game. And they play to win. If Republicans weren't so determined to turn them back into child bearing barefoot cooks, they'd be in much better shape than they are, and the mid-terms wouldn't be killing their leader with fear, loathing, and worry.

[erronis]

5. I'll definitely go along with the women playing the long game. Not sure I'll mix them with the repugs, tho.

All my women (daughters, wives/ex's, friends, etc.) can remember everything I've ever done and recite it back to me. Even if it doesn't match my memory. Doesn't matter.

Now the repugs are just repug with no memory or strategy except hurt someone else.

[RVN VET71]

9. they've driven any and all iintelligent women away

I mean, Kristi Noem? Pammy Bondi (the aging dumb blondie)? And MAGA women collectively have the IQ of a dormouse -- just look atthe bubble headed blondes on Fox News (no, really, DON"T LOOK THERE! It's the Medusa of "News" -- one look and your brain turns to petrified poop. I've seen it happen, seriously. I was an avid supporter of John Fetterman and looked what happened to him.)

[Buddyzbuddy]

6. Made me laugh. Thank you.

[PJMcK]

7. A joke

A woman has sued a hospital stating that following a procedure, her husband had lost all interest in sex.

In their defense, the hospital claimed that all they did was correct his eyesight.

(rim shot)

[erronis]

10. Swish!