Maybe you can relate...

[True Dough]

[TheFarseer]

1. I get a little starburst from my LASIK

So I can relate

[True Dough]

2. Oh, so TheFarseer

has some deeper meaning?

[TheFarseer]

14. It's my favorite character from a video game in 2004

I am a big old dork. 🤓

[some_of_us_are_sane]

3. Beauty is INDEED in the eye of the beholder

and that looks dreamy and spectacular to me! Merry Christmas, True Dough!

[True Dough]

4. Likewise, SOUAS!

[some_of_us_are_sane]

15. ROFL!!

Love it! (Hey..... who you callin' "Sou Ass"? I ain't never sued NObody!}

[Niagara]

5. I was diagnosed with an astigmatism in grade school

But my tree lights doesn't look like that in my vision.

[True Dough]

6. Maybe

a few drinks of spiked egg nog will do the trick?

[Niagara]

7. I'm nonindulgent when it comes to alcohol

I don't know what's contains gluten and what doesn't. And alcohol contains way too many carbs for my liking. And eggnog isn't carb friendly either.



I had a rough carb day today without alcohol. I'm going to be hungry and tired all week. Bad, bad side effects for me.

[True Dough]

9. I'm 0-for-2 in my suggestions today

I think I'll avoid a strike three!

[LuckyCharms]

8. That's what my vision is like...

and I don't have an astigmatism.

Scary as fuck.

I'm working on getting it figured out.

[True Dough]

10. And here you are driving around in snow storms!

LOOK OUT, PEOPLE!!!

[LuckyCharms]

11. I wish I could find humor in it.

I don't drive at night unless I absolutely have to.

I don't have that problem during the day.

[True Dough]

12. It's a tough spot

Be careful, Lucky!

[Dear_Prudence]

13. Nearsighted with astigmatism...

If I could paint what I see without my glasses, I could be the modern Monet. Love your tree!

[JoseBalow]

16. I don't have an astigmatism

but my shrooms sometimes do the trick!