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BOSSHOG

(42,928 posts) Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:34 PM 22 hrs ago

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Time Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor

Ya wanna read about bombing, just peruse my post

What do you call a bee who can’t decide what to do? A Maybe!

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!

Where do hamburgers go dancing? At the meat ball!

Why did the pie go the dentist? To get a filling!

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Time Out for some FIRST GRADE Humor (Original Post) BOSSHOG 22 hrs ago OP

Haha! Thx for the chuckles! SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #1

(old one) What's brown and sticky? chouchou 22 hrs ago #2

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? The Blue Flower 22 hrs ago #3

The only joke I know. It is meant as a verbal only joke. If a bean's a bean, what's a pea(pee)? LoisB 22 hrs ago #4

Yer the comedy champ tonight LoisB BOSSHOG 22 hrs ago #5

LOL! Thank you BOSSHOG. I heard that joke about 65 years ago and it is the only one I LoisB 21 hrs ago #7

❤️ underpants 22 hrs ago #6

SheltieLover

(70,398 posts)

1. Haha! Thx for the chuckles!

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:40 PM

22 hrs ago

chouchou

(2,023 posts)

2. (old one) What's brown and sticky?

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:40 PM

22 hrs ago

a stick

The Blue Flower

(5,937 posts)

3. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:43 PM

22 hrs ago

It didn't say anything. It just let out a little w(h)ine.

LoisB

(10,844 posts)

4. The only joke I know. It is meant as a verbal only joke. If a bean's a bean, what's a pea(pee)?

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:47 PM

22 hrs ago

A relief.

BOSSHOG

(42,928 posts)

5. Yer the comedy champ tonight LoisB

Reply to LoisB (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:50 PM

22 hrs ago

LoisB

(10,844 posts)

7. LOL! Thank you BOSSHOG. I heard that joke about 65 years ago and it is the only one I

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 09:29 PM

21 hrs ago

remember.

underpants

(191,132 posts)

6. ❤️

Reply to BOSSHOG (Original post)

Sun Jun 22, 2025, 08:52 PM

22 hrs ago

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