I've been here for a long time, but I haven't posted in awhile, and most of you probably don't remember me.

[LuckyCharms]

Hi all.

My last post was a long time ago when most of you probably hadn't joined DU yet. My last post was at 1055AM, way back on 6/16/25.

So I guess I'm just checking in to see how all of you newbies are doing.

Even though I barely post, I have quietly contributed over $35,000,000 to DU over the years.

There might be a few of you here who remember DUer "Bottlenose" and his antics, way back in early June 2025.

I wonder whatever happened to him?

Does anyone remember him constantly posting how he trained his pet gopher how to knit? The stories he used to tell were hilarious!

Well, that's all I have for now! I haven't really been following politics recently, since running my yodeling school for senior citizens is taking up most of my time.

Have a nice day! I'll see you in a few years.

[JohnSJ]

1. 35 million?

[LuckyCharms]

4. Yes. Well, approximately. Give or take $34,999, 995.

[JohnSJ]

7. That's better luckycharms

[emulatorloo]

11. Grovelbot must be blackmailing you, right?

[dweller]

2. Is that you

Anthony Paul ?

🤔



✌🏻

[Irish_Dem]

3. What's ya smokin' Luck?

[LuckyCharms]

6. Well, I haven't cleaned under my fridge in decades, but I did today, and I found a nice juicy

Lucky Strike cigarette butt under there from 1968. It's only about an inch long, but it tastes pretty good!

[Irish_Dem]

13. That explains it.

[delisen]

5. In this new world, reality is what you say it is..

at least for awhile.
Same for past, present, and future

[ret5hd]

8. We've moved on Sucky Likes!!!

Do you think you can treat us like an old dishrag??? Thrown in the corner till you need to “clean the pipes”? I bet you think we’d all be smiles ‘n beers when you came back!

(call me if you want…but on the dl)

[markie]

9. :-)

[Wounded Bear]

10. Do you teach Tyrolean yodeling or the more reserved Austrian style?

Asking for a friend.

[LuckyCharms]

12. Whatever this style is called:

[Wounded Bear]

16. Given the name and the few lyrics he sang, I'm going with Austrian...

[Harker]

14. ...

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yer little ol' lady.

[True Dough]

17. A yodeling joke!

You got this off the internet, Harker? True or falsetto?

[Harker]

19. I remember this one from my pre- internet childhood, TD.

ca. 1966. The only 'knock knock' joke that got a natural, spontaneous laugh out of me.

[True Dough]

20. Want to hear a 'ding dong ditch' joke?

Knock, knock...

[Harker]

21. I'll bite... who's there?

[Harker]

22. I don't have a doorbell.

[True Dough]

24. Do you even have a door?

You wouldn't want to find someone knocking on your forehead!

[Harker]

25. There's nobody home this early.

[True Dough]

27. Are you out

milking the cows?

[Harker]

33. Milking the chickens.

[True Dough]

36. Instant egg nog!

Brilliant!

[LuckyCharms]

28. I don't get the joke?

What was the little old lady's name, Harker?

[Harker]

32. The response is, "yer little old lady who?" which, if pronounced with verve, is itself a crude yodel.

[LuckyCharms]

34. I know, I'm just messing with you!

[Harker]

35. Dammit.

Her name was Heidi.

[Iggo]

15. Welcome back!

[LuckyCharms]

29. Thanks, Iggo!

[True Dough]

18. Going forward,

your intervals between posts must be no longer than 5 minutes, Lucky. No more of this week off or even day off. Got it???

[Harker]

23. No more hocus-pocus.

He'll have to focus.

[LuckyCharms]

31. But what if...

my refractory period is 30 minutes?

[True Dough]

37. Then you better

consult a physician!

[LuckyCharms]

38. But I AM a physician!

I'm my only patient though, because I really am not a "people person".

So every morning, I look in the mirror and diagnose myself by saying "You're a sick fuck".

Then, I pay myself $900 for a personal consult.

Then, my insurance company calls me and says "we're only allowing you to pay yourself $60 for your personal consult.

So I have to write off the difference.

I think I chose the wrong career path.

[True Dough]

39. After reading your post, I certainly hope that

you're not in possession of a rectal thermometer, "Dr." Lucky!

[LuckyCharms]

40. i have one, but it is reserved for only one person.

I wrote "True Dough" on it with an ultrafine Sharpie.

You're my next patient.

[True Dough]

41. I'd rather spend the day

picking my final resting place.

[Callie1979]

26. Many people are saying you're the MOST generous member. Men with tears in their posts

[LuckyCharms]

30. They call me "Sir".