Let him bake at Rushmore!

[True Dough]

[Drum]

1. Ha!

[wcmagumba]

2. I'm sure there will be temporary AC installed on that stage and you and I will be paying for it...

[TommyT139]

3. While he makes accessory full-uniformed guards bake!

..."accessory" referring to them being his accessories.

[paleotn]

7. Obama did it without AC, wearing a fur coat.

[Evolve Dammit]

9. It was tan right? And he had Grey Poupon on his dog.

[sprinkleeninow]

15. With a side of arugula.

😆

[BHDem53]

14. Over a tan suit.

[paleotn]

23. After running 5 miles.

Followed by a round of 1 on 1 basketball.

[Bayard]

4. Big grin....

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Maybe there will be an earthquake there tonight!

So he can shake and bake.

[True Dough]

6. If he's cooked just right,

would that make him duck a l'orange?

[Evolve Dammit]

10. Good one!

[BattleRow]

27. His goose is cooked ..

[True Dough]

29. We sure can hope so!

No matter what, he's a wing-nut!

[BidenRocks]

24. It's earthquake weather!

Can you say New Madrid Fault line?
Karma!

[greatauntoftriplets]

25. Yes, I can because I live in Illinois.

[BidenRocks]

28. San Andreas 2 miles East.

Location, location, location!
Very overdue!

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. Now that's scary!

Chicago gets the occasional mild earthquake. I had a cousin who lived close to the San Andreas in Northridge. They eventually moved to Arizona.

I've been through bigger quakes in Italy and the Caribbean. No damage where I was, fortunately, but they were quite an experience.

Stay safe.

[Joinfortmill]

8. Hahaha

[mr715]

11. Did you see that he consulted with the Oracle of DC?

Trump: How do I make them love me?

Oracle of DC: If you give them a a speech in the heat, there shall be great celebration and joyous merriment across the nation.


Paraphrasing.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

12. Advice to trump and MAGA idiots attending these events

[SergeStorms]

17. One more....

Consuming massive amounts of alcohol will lower body temperature significantly (or should I just say, "a lot?"

[Blumancru]

21. Also, it is reported that the Deep State has placed surveillance cameras at the site, disguised as rattlesnakes

The devices can be rendered inoperative by picking them up and shaking them vigorously

[wcmagumba]

13. Maybe his wig will catch on fire...I'd laugh...

He so desperately wants his ass-face up there and would happily take Lincoln's spot since there's no additional space.

[SergeStorms]

18. He shouldn't....

be near any open flames with all the hairspray and fake tan gunk he uses. 🤔

On second thought, he should be near open flames at all times.

[pansypoo53219]

16. is his makeup sweat proof?

[Emile]

19. I see a heat stroke in his near future.

Fingers crossed 🤞

[Buddyzbuddy]

20. You're talking about a singular species that can defy the laws of physics.

He can stare directly into a solar eclipse and wears a skinsuit filled with 300Lbs. of crap made out of hamburgers, fries, fish sandwiches and vat cooking oil coursing through it's veins while it's ear can deflect bullets. It leads a Country of about 330 million people with the authority from less than a quarter of them.

I think it can handle 107 degrees.

[BattleRow]

26. A vulgar Vulcan. .

[dflprincess]

22. If he gets so hot his fat starts melting

Could it start a grease fire?

[greatauntoftriplets]

31. Bring marshmallows!

[Blue Owl]

32. Or let his thick skull get pelted by a softball-sized hailstone