Propose a sculpture that expresses the spirit of the Arch d'Trump?

[struggle4progress]

Trump apparently wants a gilded Winged Victory with trumpeters atop his gigantic flak tower

But maybe a different topping would be more suitable

[SheltieLover]

1. My first thought: 💩

[blogslug]

2. Perhaps a fountain? ;)

[struggle4progress]

3. I would ring the arch with those at street level

But maybe it is really time for a dadaist revival

[Dave Bowman]

4. A tiny mushroom.

[3catwoman3]

5. A gilded cow pie?

[sarisataka]

6. Much more suitable

[Norrrm]

7. Place a statue of Trump on top of the arch.