Gary! Do yourself a favor, come out of the closet!

[Swede]

[BannonsLiver]

1. Yeah, Gary is definitely overcompensating for something.

On edit: This is actually a pretty good satire account.

[luv2fly]

2. "... hard pumping, hot ass Straightriotism..."

Yeah that's how normal people talk.

🙄

[SleipnirTheHorse]

3. Don't forget the other big closet case.

You have realized that Graham is far worse!

[ColoringFool]

12. You Spelled "HEGSETH" Wrong. 😉

[KS Toronado]

16. I assume you meant Lindsey Graham

And welcome to DU !

[sop]

4. "Straightriotism" wasn't enough, it had to be "hard pumping" and "hot ass"?

[usonian]

5. My small screen cut off part of the image

A web search for "hard pumping hot ass" was ...

[EYESORE 9001]

6. ok, so I don't know every assclown in the RW sphere

but this name draws a blank. If that’s not satire, then I’ll eat my rat hat.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. It's a glorious satire account

[Brother Buzz]

13. The dude totally mastered Poe's Law

I drove deep into the weeds trying to flesh out the whackadoodle’s story, then it hit me, “Oh shit, I got punked”.

[Tasmanian Devil]

7. And there are two giant foxes fighting in the ring?

I guess the average age at this thing is about 5. Or ... idk, maybe they've got a lot of furries there.

[Norrrm]

8. Donald seems to show his manly pride in describing men whose physique he admires.

(Didya see how I sneakily worked that in there?) Huh? Huh?

OK! A wee bit of

[AStern]

9. Gary Peterson is a PARODY/SATIRE account

nt

[Norrrm]

11. Actually, I think Gary's post was pure sarcasm.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Thought MAGA wa boycotting Bud Light.

[GenThePerservering]

15. Bud Light has been sponsoring UFC for years

weak-ass beer for play fights.