Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

Sees a panda while in China and insists that he remembers it was a giraffe, strokes out soon after?

Fatal jet lag from flight to China?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaah😂

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

[Goonch]

2. ;-{) STONED IN CHINA

[malaise]

5. Are those rice balls they're throwing?

Rec 😀

[malaise]

3. No but

The hand sure is rotting
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221237984

[surfered]

9. Keep hope alive..

[pfitz59]

12. symptom of ongoing decay

he is rotten, in body and deed.

[SheltieLover]

23. Is his neck still rotting? Hopefully his noggin will fall off..

[niyad]

4. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. We share your disappointment

[SheltieLover]

22. Same here!

[SheltieLover]

21. Soon! As in rfn soon!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

24. YES, PLEASE!!!

[SheltieLover]

25. He is rotting from the inside out.

Let it be today!!!

[BurnDoubt]

6. Sorry, Dear Orrex...

We wait with anticipation.
Maybe Tomorrow!!!

[LymphocyteLover]

7. I was really thinking the long jet flight would get him...

I guess he survived but he really did not look good when he landed there

[Gordcanuck]

16. A long flight means

phlebitis might get him if his medic’s asleep at the switch.

[LymphocyteLover]

26. Ah yes... though he takes all that aspirin to have very nice thin blood...

[no_hypocrisy]

8. Wonton stuck in throat

[QueerDuck]

11. It won't be long now. Perhaps tomorrow.

Fingers crossed!

[surfered]

13. His ego was fatally crushed when Xi did not greet him at the airport.

[SheltieLover]

20. No doubt!

[Joinfortmill]

14. Not yet, but soon, very soon.

[SheltieLover]

19. Rfn would be superb!

[hlthe2b]

15. "I stayed up so late hoping for 'word,' but alas my hopes were dashed..."

"--at least for now..."

[niyad]

17. awwwwww, poor, sweet little one!

[MustLoveBeagles]

35. Aw

Poor sweetie.

[SheltieLover]

18. Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time left

[CousinIT]

27. That's what my T-shirt asks...

I wear it all the time.

[MustLoveBeagles]

36. Love grumpy cat 😺

[murielm99]

28. King Saul

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I see the tsf as much like King Saul. I don't know who his David is, or if he has a David.

Or maybe Herod, whose body rotted?

[RainCaster]

29. Air Force One taken down by an Iranian drone

Think of all those CEOs that are with him...

[Ishoutandscream2]

38. That would be fabulous!

Nt.

[Harker]

30. Mutilizated.

[Seinan Sensei]

31. Saw his image in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

… fell in love with himself (all over again), then became terminally obsessed with himself (all over again). Unable to look away from his own image (all over again), he wasted away.

Kinda like Narcissus

He likes getting stuff named after him. I vote we change “Narcissism” to “Trumpicism”

[jls4561]

32. The ghost of Barbara Walters, angry that Brendan Carr is harassing The View, returns to ask Fat Donnie

“If you were to be hanged from a tree, what kind of tree would you like it to be?”.

Then hands a vintage J6 noose over to Whoopi and Rosie.

[niyad]

37. ohhhhh, I like!!!!

[Blue Owl]

33. He's just about rotted through from the inside

Now hurry up and finish yourself, ya rancid sack of gelatinous, congealed toxic waste....

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. People should be wearing this cap to trump events

[Ishoutandscream2]

39. LOLLLLL

I need that!