Trump: "Todd Blanche...He kept me out of jail for years"

[Just_Vote_Dem]

This is not a bad Hollywood script, but I wish it was

Link to tweet

"Trump: "We have a man who is doing a great job. I knew it! Because he kept me out of jail for years. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche. He kept me out of jail."

[Botany]

1. In other words Trump is admitting to being a criminal.

This madness.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. It took a great deal of work and a corrupt supreme court to keep trump out of jail

STATESMEN

LINCOLN: "[O]ur fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal."

JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you—ask what you can do for your country."

TRUMP: "He kept me out of jail for years!"

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) 2026-05-12T01:09:24.905Z

[Dave says]

3. That's tragic that a President would say that

[Mad_Machine76]

4. It's definitely NOT the flex

he thinks it is!

[malaise]

5. Nice confession

That is all

[SomedayKindaLove]

6. Blanche's response:

“Thank you, sir! It is a pleasure being tough on Law and Order for you!”

[kacekwl]

7. He's still keeping him out of jail.

[Jarqui]

8. One of the few times Trump isn't lying though Blanche had a lot of help ... nt

[surfered]

9. Yes, but before it was Mitch McConnell, the Supreme Court, Aileen Cannon, and the Electoral College

[Kid Berwyn]

10. Hard to believe, having seen Blanche's abilities as an attorney.

And yet...The DoJ had the no-good traitor dead to rights in the insurrection case and the stolen documents case and all the sundry obstruction of justice counts managed to stay out of jail.