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OAITW r.2.0

(32,520 posts) Mon May 11, 2026, 11:55 PM 16 hrs ago

When Trump isn't talking....

he falls asleep. Gotta sleep sometime, because he spends all night making insanely stupid posts.

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When Trump isn't talking.... (Original Post) OAITW r.2.0 16 hrs ago OP

Trump has to be talking, or someone has to be praising him Skittles 15 hrs ago #1

Low IQ has the attention span of a goldfish and doesn't understand what most people are saying, hence Doodley 15 hrs ago #2

Maybe someone in his circle is spiking his Diet Coke with melatonin or Sominex. Kitchen staff? RedWhiteBlueIsRacist 15 hrs ago #3

Donald deserves (eternal) rest after everything he's done for us.... OGBuzz 14 hrs ago #4

and... Dave Id 13 hrs ago #5

Skittles

(172,707 posts)

1. Trump has to be talking, or someone has to be praising him

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 12:18 AM

15 hrs ago

otherwise he quickly zones out and falls asleep

Doodley

(12,062 posts)

2. Low IQ has the attention span of a goldfish and doesn't understand what most people are saying, hence

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 12:57 AM

15 hrs ago

he gets sleepy.

RedWhiteBlueIsRacist

(2,214 posts)

3. Maybe someone in his circle is spiking his Diet Coke with melatonin or Sominex. Kitchen staff?

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 01:05 AM

15 hrs ago

OGBuzz

(536 posts)

4. Donald deserves (eternal) rest after everything he's done for us....

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 01:20 AM

14 hrs ago

America was totally dead, a cesspool of crime, filth and violence where people couldn't even go to the corner store without getting raped or murdered. Donald fixed everything! America is the hottest country in the world now.

Dave Id

(324 posts)

5. and...

Reply to OAITW r.2.0 (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 02:53 AM

13 hrs ago

over filling his diaper. Stinks like shit in here. Somebody open a window, I can't breathe.

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