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highplainsdem

(62,987 posts) Mon May 11, 2026, 06:53 PM 21 hrs ago

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NY Times Pitchbot FTW

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for â€œfurther studyâ€ says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 2026-05-10T12:15:40.326Z

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NY Times Pitchbot FTW (Original Post) highplainsdem 21 hrs ago OP

I thought it was Tylenol that caused autism. rsdsharp 20 hrs ago #1

Only the worm knows.... erronis 20 hrs ago #2

That last sentence is so New York Timesy nuxvomica 19 hrs ago #3

My theory is that "snorting cocaine off toilet seats and taking raccoon penises home for "further study" is a sign Martin68 18 hrs ago #4

Certainly NOT... BurnDoubt 1 hr ago #5

But I need to know this .... FakeNoose 47 min ago #6

Anyone so dirt stupid... GiqueCee 14 min ago #7

rsdsharp

(12,090 posts)

1. I thought it was Tylenol that caused autism.

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 07:36 PM

20 hrs ago

He’s expanding his reach.

erronis

(24,455 posts)

2. Only the worm knows....

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #1)

Mon May 11, 2026, 07:58 PM

20 hrs ago

nuxvomica

(14,187 posts)

3. That last sentence is so New York Timesy

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 08:46 PM

19 hrs ago

Martin68

(28,048 posts)

4. My theory is that "snorting cocaine off toilet seats and taking raccoon penises home for "further study" is a sign

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Mon May 11, 2026, 09:35 PM

18 hrs ago

of serious mental illness. Particularly if he thinks it's okay to talk about it.

BurnDoubt

(1,876 posts)

5. Certainly NOT...

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 02:58 PM

1 hr ago

Fit to qualify for a KKKabinet Position.
This is Mockery of American Values… on Acid.

FakeNoose

(42,284 posts)

6. But I need to know this ....

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 03:30 PM

47 min ago

... has he snorted cocaine off the raccoons' penises and studied the dirty toilet seats?

I'll show myself out.

GiqueCee

(4,668 posts)

7. Anyone so dirt stupid...

Reply to highplainsdem (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 04:03 PM

14 min ago

... that they believe a single word that the Shame of the Kennedy Clan gargles, deserves whatever happens to them as a result. The rest of us do not need to be subjected to his bile.

IT'S A SHAME THAT WORM DIDN'T STICK AROUND FOR DESSERT.™

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