"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you"

[niyad]

Seen on a t-shirt.

[walkingman]

1. Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮

[niyad]

2. Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt.

[SSJVegeta]

3. Ya but she really did.

We are married with 5 kids

[niyad]

4. Snicker!!!

[rubbersole]

5. Hers?

[SSJVegeta]

6. Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club

I asked why am I paying child support when we are married? She didnt answer but gave me a free lap dance.

[rubbersole]

7. Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers?

[SSJVegeta]

8. They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month.

[rubbersole]

10. Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form?

[SSJVegeta]

11. ....both?

[SSJVegeta]

14. Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport.

[cayugafalls]

19. Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective.

I lived in the adult district in tampa...never would I have thought stripping was a noble profession.

Living n the projects, I had friends who decided that the noble profession was so great they killed themselves.

There are WAY more broken, abused and drug addicted people in the adult club business, as a matter of fact, that industry preys on the abused, confused and misused people to entertain the ever changing sick clientele.

The stories I could tell would shock and horrify everyone on this board.

Perhaps, I am biased...

Peace

[SSJVegeta]

24. The customers not so much. Many managers either.

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The profession could use an enormous renovation starting with what the workers themselves would want.

And no. It doesnt actually need to have to do anything with sex.

[Buddyzbuddy]

36. Are we still talking about dancers or MAGA wives and girlfriends?

Sorry, but the description of the abuse and end result sound so much alike.
It's commentary on MAGA women that choose their life v.s. a life lived in desperation.

[NNadir]

9. I want one.

[Cirsium]

12. A politician?

They aren't too expensive.

[NNadir]

13. The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect...

...them like baseball cards.

[Cirsium]

15. Sad, but true

...

[niyad]

16. Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places!

[NNadir]

20. So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day.

[niyad]

21. Sounds like a few hints might be in order.

[NNadir]

25. I don't hint. I'm explicit.

[niyad]

26. That certainly eliminates confusion.

[Jacson6]

17. ROFLMAO!

[catrose]

18. This

[twodogsbarking]

22. The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene.

If someone posted this earlier I salute you.

[slightlv]

34. took me a couple of seconds,

and then I laughed my butt off! Good one!! (ROTFLMAO)

[LoisB]

23. That is a really good one.

[mr715]

27. Absolutely true.

Although I'd say a prostitute is more accurate.

Politicians are vehicles for policy outcomes, nothing more. None of them should be judged on anything other than their ability to deliver for the people they represent.

[QueerDuck]

28. So very true... Now AND then.

[H2O Man]

29. Recommendation #101

I love it.

[pfitz59]

30. I dated a stripper

we went dutch most dates. Sadly, I moved away. She earned twice what I did.

[SocialDemocrat61]

31. Another variation

[WhiskeyGrinder]

32. and yet...

[themaguffin]

33. Yep

[flvegan]

35. If you get into a romantic relationship with a stripper

and she stops stripping because of said relationship, is she still a stripper?

Asking for a friend.

[Skittles]

37. the folk who believe in them "100%"

WTF, I don't even believe family and friends to that extent

[Iggo]

38. Oh my gawd, that's good!

[Aussie105]

39. They both dump you as soon as you give them what they want.

The stripper - your money.

The politician - your vote.

There are some exceptions amongst politicians of course, Biden and Obama for instance.

Don't know any strippers though, and too old to explore that possibility.

[OldBaldy1701E]

40. Hear Hear!

[Ray Bruns]

41. You mean she really doesn't love me?