Pic Of The Moment: Trump Clears Things Up On Iran

[EarlG]

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"It's always been a four-week process"

"A short excursion"

"The war is very complete"

"Let me tell you, we've won"

"It'll be wrapped up soon"

"Iran is something that was largely over in two or three days"

"We are getting very close to meeting our objectives"

"This war has been won"

"Maybe two weeks, maybe three"

[erronis]

1. Yeah Mom - I'll take out the garbage soon. Stop bugging me.

[Johonny]

2. Stock market appears to have bought it

It's a short term dash to buy back in

[orangecrush]

3. Sure, Jan

[Initech]

4. President Two Weeks strikes again!

Enough is enough!

[BumRushDaShow]

5. IOW

[aggiesal]

6. The missile in this image should be coming out of Mierda47's @$$! n/t

[IcyPeas]

8. Missle???

I thought it was a Sharpie... his favorite pen.

[aggiesal]

19. Actually, it looks more like a crayon 🖍️ n/t

[LetMyPeopleVote]

7. K&R

[Mblaze]

9. It's like asking the Magic Eight Ball.

[AdamGG]

21. Except the Magic Eight Ball isn't

a compulsive lying sociopath.

[Ohioboy]

11. To other countries, please feel free to finish the job of opening The Strait. You can thank me later.

[BidenRocks]

12. We leave in two weeks!

Right after "Infrastructure Week" !

[barbtries]

13. Lawrence O'Donnell believes

that krasnov will be announcing a surrender (in fact if not in words) tonight when he addresses the nation.

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[peppertree]

14. Thom Hartmann just gave this a nice shout-out

It's Cheeto's brand of governance in a nutshell.

[Dave Bowman]

15. Yep , he's nuts all right.

[YoshidaYui]

16. I am so sick of Trump

I wonder if our country will ever go back to normal? Whatever normal was.

[Hassler]

17. Ah, the two weeks pledge. Right after

His health care concept of a plan is passed.

[DFW]

18. Republicans and their war plans

Like Nixon's "plan to end the war in Vietnam."

Or Rumsfeld's initial prediction of the duration of hostilities after Cheney invaded Iraq in 2003: "Maybe six days, maybe six weeks, certainly not six months."

oops. When Republicans get their hands on the Pentagon, it needs to be redesignated as what it is: The Department of Pretense, which may have to endure the temporary renaming, if led by incompetent secretaries with ties to the arms industry, as the Whore Department.

[MLWR]

20. The word "soon" has lost all meaning.