Should have used a driver!
...golf joke. 
Stephen Quinn @stephenquinntv 3m
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"Sir, have you been drinking tonight?" said the officer.
The man rolled down his window. He had bloodshot eyes and smelt of whiskey. His left hand had a silver watch on it. "No, sir," he said with a slurred voice. "I am not drunk."
The police officer wasn't having it. "Alright, son. If you're not drunk, can you tell the time for me?"
The man smiled and shook his intoxicated head. "Sure thing, sir." He turned to the watch on his left hand.
"The officer told me to tell you that I am not drunk."
...but a tiger wood. 
...
“For excessive drinking” the officer replies.
“Great, when do we start?” asks the alcoholic. 
Luckily for myself, I chose long ago to do all my drinking at home---
and my car is not running right now
However, it is very sad to see someone who rose so high
now being laid so low by alcohol....
And YES, of course, he shouldn't have been driving himself,
but the alcohol screws up your judgement....
...it drives. 
