The Borowitz Report-Zelenskyy Rejects Trump's Plea for Military Aid in Testy White House Meeting

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"You have no cards to play!" said Zelenskyy.

Zelenskyy Rejects Trump’s Plea for Military Aid in Testy White House Meeting

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a testy Oval Office meeting on Tuesday, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy rejected Donald J. Trump’s desperate pleas for military aid.

Referring to Iran’s ability to shut down the Strait of Hormuz, Zelenskyy said, “Iran has cards. You don’t have any cards.”

“You’re gambling with World War III,” he added.

Turning to Vice President JD Vance, Zelenskyy scolded, “Ukraine has kept Russia from attacking NATO for four years, and you haven’t said ‘thank you’ once.”

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1. He tells KRASNOV, "You don't have the cards."