Trump makes insane tweet claiming China will terminate ice hockey in Canada

[Pototan]

He also fulminated against reports that Canada seeking is new trade deals with China, which he claimed would "eat Canada alive".

"The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup," Trump claimed, without explaining how exactly this would be done.

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/trump-bizarrely-claims-china-will-terminate-all-ice-hockey-in-canada/ar-AA1W1BYt?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=DCTS&cvid=698ab57b345946be84a2a5c93814590b&ei=54

[PuraVidaDreamin]

1. They are eating the pucks

They are eating the sticks.

[Wiz Imp]

2. So Trump is now panicking having realized that he totally screwed US trade with Canada

He thinks Canada is as stupid as he is. It's going to take decades to reverse the destruction he is doing to the US economy.

[struggle4progress]

3. Does he have an obstructed bowel? a lot of fecal matter comes from his mouth

[Grokenstein]

10. He's always done things ass-backwards.

[wcmagumba]

4. China is also outlawing the drinking of alcohol in Australia...and maybe even having tea and crumpets in the UK...

He so smart...not...

[róisín_dubh]

5. So THAT'S why...

I’ve had a hard time finding crumpets at my local Tesco 🤣🤣

[DavidDvorkin]

14. No, that's probably Brexit

Or possibly aliens.

Although it could be China.

[Disaffected]

6. OK, that removes all doubt.

He is Bat Shit Crazy. Maybe he thinks China will stop selling pucks and sticks...

[0rganism]

7. 25A? Hello? Buehler? Buehler?

Can Americans not all agree that this is getting way past the point of plausibly-deniable batshit nuttiness? Why are we still entrusting this crazy grandpa with the nuclear codes? America, we could stop this anytime we're ready. Continuing thus is not mandatory; it's purely an optional vanity thing, stop pretending the founders would approve. No one has to keep propping up this madness. At this point, it's damn near "elder abuse" to stick this demented, brain-addled, confused, underqualified, doddering crime boss into situations for which he's clearly ill-equipped, and it goes on day...

after day...

after stupid fucking day


it just keeps getting stupider and crazier and shittier -- at some point, even Republicans must tire of this flatulent fraudster.

[Cha]

8. Something needs to "eat the

orange Trash PEDO alive(if you can call it that) and put him out of our misery.

[Pototan]

9. Aloha, Cha

Greetings from Iloilo, Philippines

[Cha]

11. Aloha greetings to you, Pototan,

from Kauai 💔☮️🌺🌻🕯️🕊️💜

How's life over there for you and your family?

[Pototan]

12. Everyone's fine, thank you

[thought crime]

13. This is a huge improvement over most of Trump's tweets

At least it was funny and just made him sound like a dumbass. I wish he could keep it at this level.

[Spazito]

15. ......

I have no words, only laughter!