Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Trampled by Seahawks victory dance?

Stroked out while lip-synching along with Kid Rock?

Coronary upon seeing the Epstein Survivors ad?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[niyad]

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

4. My dream is his head exploded having to listen to Spanish for 15 minutes at half time of the Super Bowl

while Kid Rock lip sync two songs at a venue without streaming on X due to sheer incompetence.
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[2MuchNoise]

2. Thumped by a baaaaad bunny.

[hlthe2b]

3. Totally misread how much bunnies (including good or BAD BUNNY) are beloved by many:

-- a deadly misread of public sentiment and perceived love of grotesque racism?

[surfered]

5. Aaawwww...

[niyad]

6. squeeeeeeee

[malaise]

13. Bwaaaaah

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. That's cute

[SheltieLover]

7. Broke his neck trying to out dance Bad Bunny?

Sent to scout fleaon's city on the moon...on a SpaceX rocket? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143613510 )

Stroked out over Bad Bunny's rave reviews?

Head exploded over Bad Bunny gifting grammy to little boy?

[surfered]

8. This rocket?

[SheltieLover]

10. Yes!

[SheltieLover]

11. Sadly, it wasn't Liam who received the grammy

Child actor named Fox.

[surfered]

15. Well, just goes to show, you can't believe everything you read on the internet. Thanks for letting me know.

[malaise]

12. No but

At least 135.4 million people watched Bad Bunny and Kid Rot flopped with 5 million

[surfered]

14. Aw, that's too bad for the racists.

[republianmushroom]

16. Hopefully soon.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. Trump's right hand as it appeared on Air Force One on Friday evening

[True Dough]

19. Tell me what ya want, what ya really, really want...