Putin riding shirtless on a horse level cringe

[bigtree]

C-Bo the Eggman @CBoTheEggman 8m
This is Putin riding shirtless on a horse level of cringe

[pfitz59]

1. Clinton did the same

when he stayed in Coronado. I lived on that base for 6 years. Saw it all.

[EYESORE 9001]

7. Was it a vehicle for self-aggrandizement?

Like shadypants?

[pfitz59]

21. Some reporters thought so

It was a good photo op. I bicycle commuted up the beach and used to stop and watch the spectacle.

[BootinUp]

23. all politicians are the same, don't you know that? nt

[Maru Kitteh]

34. All photo ops are for self- aggrandizement

Letters behind the name not withstanding

[Delarage]

2. Beardo

All their chest-beating makes me think that misogyny is the real reason Clinton and Kamala lost. Although we kind of knew that....

[Walleye]

9. Yeah, I've known it all along. They are trying to destroy every bit of progress we made.

They think it’s OK to mistreat women again just like they think it’s OK to be racist again. It’s really worse than the 50s, because they aren’t honest about it.

[Delarage]

11. Vance Tried at one point to fake honesty.

When that didn't work, he was all-in. What an asshole.

?si=mi9cSgTf7KWTPYMB

[Walleye]

14. Then he got that sweet, sweet smell of power in his nostrils. And he didn't care if he only had to be The spare Trump

[erronis]

16. The spare tire. Kept in the trunk and pretty deflated.

[BurnDoubt]

37. They can't do the work it takes to...

get along with other people. It’s so much easier and it gives them a hard-on to dominate, so...
I grew up in a household controlled by such a person (with an “alcoholic personality”). People who are wistful for when America was “Great” either were NEVER there… or were the very shitheads of whom we speak. It was’t fucking Mayberry.
WAKE UP!!!
Slap your Pastor.

[Traildogbob]

3. WTF

This lowers my admiration of SEALS.

[Ocelot II]

4. It's even more cringe than riding shirtless on a horse.

Vladimir Putin probably can actually ride a horse, though he should have kept his shirt on. Vladimir Futon, on the other hand, probably collapsed in a gasping heap right after those photos were taken. He's not seal material. Walrus, maybe, if we're talking marine mammals.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. JD is definitely "Walrus" material.

[oasis]

10. "I am the walrus, goo-goo j'goob"

[GoCubsGo]

15. Anything for a photo-op with these assholes...

Emphasis on "anything." You'd think by now that be a little less oblivious as to just how stupid they look when they do these things. It's all performative, and they're lousy actors.

[dalton99a]

18. +1. Putin is physically fit and has a real judo black belt

[BurnDoubt]

33. "Vladimir Futon"!!!!!!!!!!

That’s Pure Genius for today.
Thank you.

[Ocelot II]

41. Thanks, but that's not originally mine. Saw it here on DU, though.

[madinmaryland]

48. I can't see Putin fucking a couch, either.

[Polybius]

50. Well, he is a Marine

So ya never know...

[newdeal2]

6. Careful, Vance. Your boss might send you on the first Trump-class boondoggle to fight Venezuela

[BurnDoubt]

29. Yes, Please.

[Walleye]

8. I've never been impressed by boys flexing their muscles

[paleotn]

35. Top left photo. That's not JD's arm. I'm calling bullshit until proved otherwise. It's all fake.

[questionseverything]

51. If you blow the picture up it definitely looks like a different arm

Below the sleeve i can see a tiny sliver of white arm then it becomes a burly arm

Either way even jerks can have decent arms doesn’t make their character any better

[BoomaofBandM]

12. The 5 white men running look like they are doing the trump dance.

[GoCubsGo]

13. I love the smell of stolen valor in the morning.

It smells like a weak attempt at gaining validation. Couch Fucker in goddamn joke.

[travelingthrulife]

17. Get out of my town.

[Timeflyer]

19. Trump can't project the authoritarian manly-man powerful male without AI anymore. But Vance is just silly.

[BootinUp]

20. Videos please nt.

[underpants]

44. I'd be surprised if there are videos.

Running isn’t his thing.

Link to tweet

?s=46&t=3VBm1LJ8j8qLp6JTs_8J2A

[bronxiteforever]

22. You don't need Navy Seals to surrender Ukraine to Putin.

You can do that from the couch in the Oval Office.

[Pluvious]

24. Is Beardo referring to himself in 3rd person now ?

[littlemissmartypants]

25. Hahaha!

[LiberalLovinLug]

30. Ha Ha That should be the sound track to this debacle

[Javaman]

27. Midlife crisis man

Cool, photo op bro 🙄

[paleotn]

32. Or cool photoshop, bro.

[Javaman]

53. And I stand corrected. Gladly so

😂😂😂

[BurnDoubt]

28. Maybe he can lead the charge out of the landing craft to exhibit his "Warrior Ethos".

And don’t forget the War-Hero-Nobel-Peace-Prize-Horny-Commander-In-Chief only likes guys who don’t get captured… or maimed.
“Nobody Wants To See That!”

Until I see him in the line of fire he’s still just a poser.

Domination is a Psycho-Sexual condition and we’re all in danger. They all need to seek professional help.

[BurnDoubt]

40. By the way...

I don’t think he’s John McCain (RIP). He’s not fit to empty his night-jar.

[paleotn]

31. A few seconds for a photo op and he's bent over exhausted.

There's absolutely no fucking way that pale, pudgy pile of rancid shit went through very much PT, if any, without coming close to death.

This is all bullshit at the highest level. I'm not convinced yet that the whole thing wasn't photoshopped or AI'd. Ain't buying it.

[flvegan]

36. Somewhere there's a 4 piece leather sectional he's trying to impress. n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

39. Ericouch Kirk. Nt

[Maru Kitteh]

38. He's trying to impress his new younger girlfriend. Nt

[Sneederbunk]

42. Whiskey Pete is jealous.

[LudwigPastorius]

43. I thought he rode a desk in Public Affairs during his time in the Marines.

If anything, he should drop and give 'em 20 press releases.

[Sneederbunk]

46. No, it was a davenport.

[Ray Bruns]

45. Who is G.I. Jello supposed to be impressing with this?

[kimbutgar]

47. This looks like AI

[Buttoneer]

49. Getting in shape for Erika Kirk

[Bayard]

52. GAH!

[PufPuf23]

54. Grotesque.

Vance is whipping the enthusiasm for more needless violence and murder.

Hope couch boy's future reputation is that of an evil clown and that the USA survives with a renewed positive trajectory when these screwed up times pass.