Can one ever have TOO much marble? Trump's Lincoln Bathroom Remodel (yes, really):

[hlthe2b]

Yes, it probably needed updating (even though I think the pic Trump released for the 'before" may be misleading).

[Ocelot II]

1. These photos prove that yes, you can have too much marble.

And who needs a chandelier in their damn bathroom?

[hlthe2b]

3. Yup. Remodeled as though it was one of his hotels--with zero concern for historical style or basic aesthetics...

[beaglelover]

12. Raises hand regarding chadelier in bathroom!

But we didn't install it. The guys who owned the house before us loved chandeliers. I have 4 big crystal and 1 big non crystal chandeliers in the house:

1. Casita over king bed
2. Dining Room - not crystal
3. Over the island in kitchen
4. Living room
5. Master bathroom over stand alone tub

I love them all!

[mercuryblues]

25. I put one in my closet.

[beaglelover]

27. I realized later I forgot 1 chandelier. I also have one in our vestibule when people come in the front door!

[PeaceWave]

2. The work looks beautifully done and well maintained. It is very slippery though.

[hlthe2b]

4. It belongs in a five-star hotel. Total disregard for the setting.

[beaglelover]

14. Yes, the craftsmanship looks incredible.

[Ocelot II]

15. Ugh. Marble everywhere, and gold fixtures.

Typical Trumpian excess, belongs at Mierda-Lardo. Not at all in keeping with the style of the building.

[mercuryblues]

26. You say slippery like it's a bad thing

Here's to hoping he slips in his own trail of shit leakage and smacks his head.

[bamagal62]

34. We can only hope.🤞

[Traildogbob]

5. No intentions of ever leaving.

He is moving Mardi Lardo to DC and his spawn will dwell there forever. The big ass Ball Room will be to store cash, Cripto and all the Fort Knox Gold, all his.

[Haggard Celine]

6. They should have left it alone.

When I hear "Lincoln Bathroom," I think of something old-fashioned, where I can imagine Abe sitting on the toilet wearing his stove pipe hat. I guess they had toilets then. Maybe he sat on a chamber pot in his bathroom. Anyway, the style was already suitable. He's going to gut the entire White House and make it look like Saddam Hussein lives there.

[beaglelover]

7. It's a bit much, but if I bought a house with a bathroom like that I would NOT redo it. I kinda like it.

[hlthe2b]

13. If I had an invaluable historical, Victorian, or other stately old home, I sure would... It is so out of place.

[bamagal62]

35. I love old vintage bathroom.

I hate when people gut them.
The pink ones are my favorites.

[leftstreet]

8. I would not want to go in there drunk

Instant head injury

[RobinA]

22. This Was My First Thought

I feel tipsy just looking at it. Pretty awful in a bad trip kinda way. Certainly doesn't enhance the marble.

[rurallib]

9. needs more gold!

[riversedge]

32. Well, perhaps the shower curtain will be gold plated??and gold shower bars to prevent slipping??

[IcyPeas]

10. Nice view from the toilet.

[Ilsa]

42. Also, "nice view of the toilet." nt

[Vinca]

11. Curious. There's the mandatory gold and the marble and the POTUS seal accessories, BUT . . .

there is no shade or curtain on the window. It's as if Jeffrey Epstein designed it.

[spinbaby]

21. One assumes shades will be installed

Probably Roman shades with gold fringe.

[allegorical oracle]

23. Yeah...guests can do the Full Monty at that window. nt

[progressoid]

24. It's a black out shade. It is up in one photo and down in another.

[Celerity]

28. there is a pull-down shade on the window by the loo

[PeaceWave]

16. Who fucked up and forgot to marble out the wall above the venting?

[Ilsa]

43. That's a shade over the window. nt

[NameAlreadyTaken]

17. Awful, tacky and cold.

[HAB911]

18. Then it's not the Lincoln Bathroom

[spinbaby]

19. It looks like a bad house flip

Just cover everything with marble and call it a day.

[allegorical oracle]

20. Perhaps Christina Haake handled marble makeover. See her in commercials

often these days.

[bamagal62]

37. 😂😂😂

[DET]

29. A Little Bit of Marble Goes a Long Way

I feel dizzy just looking at that. Plus, as someone who broke my arm in a slip and fall in a newly renovated bathroom, I would not feel safe in that room. I do love that marble sink, though.

[Zackzzzz]

30. It looks like the inside of a Mausoleum.

[Emile]

31. Not very conservative of him, wasting our tax dollars.

[dsc]

33. The problem isn't too much marble

it is too much of the same color. The floor could be dark marble also behind the shelves and the mirror could be dark as well.

[Ilsa]

44. Yeah, without my glasses, I

wouldn't be able to find the "horizon" in that room.

[Prairie_Seagull]

36. The trappings of wealth? not my thing.

I much prefer old cool stuff. My home is indicative of that.

Stumpy needs it. Not wants it, needs it. He needs his visual and ostentatious attaboys.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ostentatious

[GoCubsGo]

38. It's a lot easier to hose off all his shit, I guess.

Based on various stories, including the ones from Buckingham Palace, he's a filthy fucking slob. Noel Casler from "The Apprentice" has some stories about how disgusting he is, as well. No doubt his horrific diet induces chronic explosive diarrhea, too. This latest eyesore is bad, but at least it makes life a tad easier for the housekeepers, who have to clean up after that fucking sack of shit. Put on the HazMat suits, and go in and hose 'er down. Can't really do that with plaster walls.

[QueerDuck]

39. Gaht-damm... that's ugly!

It looks like something that someone with ZERO class would think is "classy".

[Midnight Writer]

40. Where is the Golden Shower?

[Hekate]

41. Honest Abe, the Rail-splitter, the man who was born in a log cabin. This? This wretched excess?