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Orrex

(65,649 posts)
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 07:05 AM Jul 18

Is he dead yet?

Bled out after leg cut off for use as an umbrella stand?

Heart failure 78 years ago finally coming to a boil?

Vascular insufficiency because he couldn't possibly be more vein?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Jul 18 OP
Funny underpants Jul 18 #1
Hope springs eternal... SheltieLover Jul 18 #7
No but he sure is trying to malaise Jul 18 #2
Sharpie infection? SheltieLover Jul 18 #8
Inked😂 malaise Jul 18 #10
JD has a little more hope this morning. gordianot Jul 18 #14
For sure malaise Jul 18 #46
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Jul 18 #3
We're not alone in dresming... SheltieLover Jul 18 #9
Fatally stabbed by an old sharpie used to draw nude woman in letter to pedo epstein? SheltieLover Jul 18 #4
Wow Orrex Jul 18 #5
Muses just wouldn't quit... SheltieLover Jul 18 #6
I'll take any one or all malaise Jul 18 #11
We just need one, any one... SheltieLover Jul 18 #27
You're on a roll this morning! Ocelot II Jul 18 #26
The muses wouldn't quit yesterday. SheltieLover Jul 18 #28
Impressive surfered Jul 18 #31
Well done surfered Jul 18 #32
Lol SheltieLover Jul 18 #37
Ty SheltieLover Jul 18 #36
SheltieL...EPIC!..👍 MiHale Jul 18 #39
Just giving Nature some creative ideas. SheltieLover Jul 18 #40
"Heart failure 78 years ago" IronLionZion Jul 18 #12
I loved that series. niyad Jul 18 #13
It was amazing, very thoughtful with plenty of complexity in the characters and plot. I loved it. IronLionZion Jul 18 #18
That sounds like a fit SheltieLover Jul 18 #25
Please God. mwb970 Jul 18 #15
A harpoon. twodogsbarking Jul 18 #16
Get the widow on the set. Marcuse Jul 18 #17
Boys in the news room got a running bet BWdem4life Jul 18 #49
"I've got your venom cure for that venous insufficiency thing ya got going on! (Just ask RFK Jr.)" hlthe2b Jul 18 #19
Someone switches the water pills with Tik-Toks. no_hypocrisy Jul 18 #20
Soon. Epstein is coming to bring him home to hell. Joinfortmill Jul 18 #21
Today's meme CaptainTruth Jul 18 #22
Poor Piglet SheltieLover Jul 18 #24
The swelling kept increasing until he exploded in a bloody mess Blue Owl Jul 18 #23
Chronic Venous Insufficiency surfered Jul 18 #29
If it's CVI, it doesn't look like a mild case. Dulcinea Jul 18 #33
Stormy says the other thing suffered from insufficiency too. Historic NY Jul 18 #35
It can also cause blood clots, deep vein thrombosis &/ or ulcerations SheltieLover Jul 18 #38
Yep. Unless he was wearing a really puffy sock, something is amiss Orrex Jul 18 #41
His hocks look too uniformly bloated to me SheltieLover Jul 18 #42
I heard he has that Chronic Brainless Insufficiency thingy struggle4progress Jul 18 #30
Did a vein pop yet? Historic NY Jul 18 #34
Here's an optimistic thought...since KKKaroline Leavitt is incapable of uttering the truth, we can surmise that his jls4561 Jul 18 #43
There must be some mathematical formula that will describe it GopherGal Jul 18 #47
Again, not last night, Please Lord, the time is right. republianmushroom Jul 18 #44
Went to a NASCAR race CNYHarris Jul 18 #45
Getting closer by the day... BWdem4life Jul 18 #48

malaise

(287,140 posts)
2. No but he sure is trying to
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 07:31 AM
Jul 18

bury the Epstein story which has blown up even faster than his rotting legs.

gordianot

(15,635 posts)
14. JD has a little more hope this morning.
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 08:37 AM
Jul 18

JD’s Epstein enthusiasm chronic veinous insufficiency taking a toll.

niyad

(125,556 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 07:35 AM
Jul 18

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)
4. Fatally stabbed by an old sharpie used to draw nude woman in letter to pedo epstein?
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 07:45 AM
Jul 18

Slashed to death by fuentes scathing rebuke? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491509 )

Slaughtered by Fuglesang's words: "Imagine an America where democracy might be saved by a dead pedophile." (https://democraticunderground.com/100220493261 )

Overcome with toxic fumes from burning magat hats? Eeeeeeewwwww the stench..
( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491607 )

Bludgeoned by Nancy Pelosi with a kitchen table. ( https://democraticunderground.com/100220491662 )


Run over by stampeed of catsup bottles trying to escape imminent death by rage flinging?



There was an old pedo, oh boy!

Who touted his prowress. Oh my!

His manners are nil

Many left unfulfilled

His shriveled mushroom's no toy!



There was an old pedo named don

Perverted old man on the con

Lies through his teeth

Sneers like a beast

Magats will eat him alive!




sits on golden throne

shits guts out in hanging bag

karma has her due



doddering old fool

subservient to miller

Magats eat alive



haunted by epstein

taunted from beyond the grave

past bites him in ass



beardo lusts for throne

Media liars prop up

25th for him


IronLionZion

(49,511 posts)
12. "Heart failure 78 years ago"
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 08:25 AM
Jul 18


The show Once Upon A Time had a villain who kept her heart outside of her body in a secret secure place. That ensures that she would be heartless in how she treats everyone and prevents her enemies from killing her. Amazing concept that might apply here

IronLionZion

(49,511 posts)
18. It was amazing, very thoughtful with plenty of complexity in the characters and plot. I loved it.
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 09:02 AM
Jul 18

hlthe2b

(110,799 posts)
19. "I've got your venom cure for that venous insufficiency thing ya got going on! (Just ask RFK Jr.)"
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 09:11 AM
Jul 18

"Just come a little closer, "sir." Oh, and pay no mind to RFK Jr's announced ambitions)



surfered

(8,172 posts)
29. Chronic Venous Insufficiency
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 09:47 AM
Jul 18

I’ve double checked this thread since the beginning and not one of us considered Chronic Venous Insufficiency (CVI) as a cause of Trump’s demise.

Sadly, unless there is another underlying cause, CVI can be managed or improved through treatment. So, Drat!!!

Dulcinea

(8,793 posts)
33. If it's CVI, it doesn't look like a mild case.
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 09:54 AM
Jul 18

I'm no doctor, but my uncle passed from CHF & the symptoms sure look similar to that.

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)
38. It can also cause blood clots, deep vein thrombosis &/ or ulcerations
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 10:15 AM
Jul 18

Which can be difficult to impossible to treat.

Prob nobody mentioned it because we all know it's a bs dx to cover for more serious issues.

Orrex

(65,649 posts)
41. Yep. Unless he was wearing a really puffy sock, something is amiss
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 10:34 AM
Jul 18

Here’s hoping that they called it “vascular insufficiency” because it’s something much more severe, like being a documented child rapist for decades.

SheltieLover

(72,131 posts)
42. His hocks look too uniformly bloated to me
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 10:40 AM
Jul 18

My 1st thought was wtf is he wearing soccer shin guards? Lol. From life experience having had a kid who played soccer.

I highly rec watching Denise Knight's daily health reading. They're about 15 min & packed with schadenfreude:

https://m.youtube.com/@deniseknightdivination/videos

I live for the day you post a poll on which ruskie asset should be next for death watch because boris will be gone.

struggle4progress

(123,874 posts)
30. I heard he has that Chronic Brainless Insufficiency thingy
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 09:49 AM
Jul 18

and his heart is three sizes too small

jls4561

(2,517 posts)
43. Here's an optimistic thought...since KKKaroline Leavitt is incapable of uttering the truth, we can surmise that his
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 11:07 AM
Jul 18

Condition is worse than the American public is being told

GopherGal

(2,541 posts)
47. There must be some mathematical formula that will describe it
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 03:38 PM
Jul 18

... the more people in the maladministration that promulgate a statement, the more likely it is that it is a lie.

For maximum accuracy, this function would have to include an individual credibility factor of some sort (though a first approximation could use some sort of average discredibility to represent anyone in the maladministration). Basically, if Trump's doctor says it, it *has* to be a lie, since he/she/they is bound by HIPAA and can't release any info without approval of the Liar-in-Chief. Also, RFK Jr, KKKaroline Leavitt and the Liar-In-Chief seem to be utterly incapable of telling the truth. I'm thinking it has to be some sort of multiplicative model, as any additive model would quickly run against the inability to have negative probabilities of truth if repeated by too many MAGAts.

republianmushroom

(20,781 posts)
44. Again, not last night, Please Lord, the time is right.
Fri Jul 18, 2025, 11:29 AM
Jul 18

The moons are all in alignment. Don't care how just do it.

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