Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Bulldozed and buried alive under six feet of concrete in the former Rose Garden?

Run over by E-4B Nightwatch while it was taking off to bomb Tehran.

Lost all reason for living because no one encouraged him? OMG!


Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

[sop]

1. No, but...

[electric_blue68]

20. Bwah! Sigh...

[no_hypocrisy]

2. I'm starting to lean towards that he's Rasputin Part 2

What it took to make him dead:

Grigori Rasputin's death involved a combination of poison, gunshots, and drowning. A group of nobles, led by Prince Felix Yusupov, lured him to the Moika Palace in St. Petersburg, where they initially tried to poison him with cyanide-laced cakes and wine. When the poison had no apparent effect, Rasputin was shot multiple times, including once in the forehead. Finally, his body was bound and thrown into the Neva River, where he ultimately died from drowning.

[niyad]

12. I think you have a point.

[malaise]

3. No but he's

whining himself to death begging for a Nobel prize for fucking up an entire planet

[surfered]

4. Assassinated on the orders of DNI Tulsi Gabbard for throwing her under the bus.

[SheltieLover]

5. Fell out of doomsday plane at 40,000 feet?

Stroked out when he learned President Zelenskyy will attend NATO summit next week?

Overdoses on grease & salt when he hears of McDonalds boycott?

[twodogsbarking]

6. In memory of the 50th anniversary of Jaws, Bruce's offspring chew him to pieces.

RIP to Bruce and the other actors in Jaws.

[Seinan Sensei]

7. Maybe "in two weeks"

[LymphocyteLover]

8. Even Satan got tired of his idiocy and gave up on keeping him alive

[cstanleytech]

9. Wouldn't matter to much as we get Vance if it was to happen so we're fucked either way we go.

[niyad]

11. We already have maybelline couchhumper, thiel, etc. The orange creature

is the bright, shiny thing keeping eveyone distracted.

[SheltieLover]

15. And cults don't tend to transfer their allegiance

[niyad]

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[Autumn]

13. I'm sick and tired of waking up every morning hoping he's dead

only to find he's still alive.

[FarPoint]

14. I must say....

I look forward to this daily thread post.....

[hlthe2b]

16. "Ahh, after that demoralizing parade, come on in for a hug, won't you?"

"Well, that didn't end well!"

[SheltieLover]

17. Hahaha!

[republianmushroom]

18. Not yet, just another day closer. (sigh)

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[Wicked Blue]

19. Hoist on his own petards / flagpoles