The unspeakable solution to neutralizing KRASNOV

[UTUSN]

Since 2015 it has been obvious to many of us that KRASNOV is a deeply deranged specimen. Leaving the clinical diagnoses to credentialed professionals, the things that have affected us daily within the scope of there always being somebody who is annoying are: His extreme need for attention, daily acting out stunts, need to denigrate others, lack of insight, insatiable need for praise with susceptibility to obvious flattery, zero empathy, incredible ignorance, fear to the level of cowardice, coveting the accomplishments and honors earned by others, confusing outward materialism with the inner value of things.

The most charitable allowance for him that is occasionally heard is that he simply has a black hole void of LOVE.

*** Remember how he's afraid of animals? The eagle flapping its wings near him, the Thanksgiving turkeys to Pardon, just about the only president without a *dog*? His entire alienation from feelings for other people extends to other living things, such as animals, who are sentient and emotionally responsive.

So the answer to fixing the void that is him is: A dog. Who has not experienced how a dog stares at us figuring us out lovingly constantly, follows us around, gives and receives constant attention, is undeniably sincerely devoted?

Remember how President TRUMAN said, "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog."

********The unspeakable part is inflicting KRASNOV on a poor dog.

[marble falls]

1. I no longer care how we take out the garbage. And I mean no longer care.

[Walleye]

3. I'm with you. Someone has to save us. There's no stopping this guy without Republicans getting a backbone.

And of course that’s never gonna happen in 1 million years

[marble falls]

6. Republican backbones are like hen's teeth. They confuse a stiff back with having a backbone, and who wants a stiff back.

[Walleye]

10. No guts, not one of them

[Bayard]

26. Read on a protest sign:

The reason eggs are scarce is because all the chickens are in Congress.

[backscatter712]

23. The "someone" that has to save us is US.

[Walleye]

24. Yep. We shouldn't have to commit crimes or anything to get our democracy back.

[2naSalit]

5. I've been there...

For a couple years now.

[marble falls]

11. I've been at the act nice part of it for the last seven years, now I'm trully at the other end of it. I want him ...

... humiliated, broken, imprisoned, and dying all alone in a very dark place. I want the two older boys and the older son-in-law in the same position.

[Walleye]

25. That expresses my feelings, exactly

[flashman13]

33. In an orange jumpsuit in a small cell with no phone with many more birthdays sans parades.

[Ocelot II]

2. It would be hard to find a dog who would love him.

Just apart from the fact that letting him anywhere near a dog would be animal cruelty, dogs know when people are horrible. Even the sweetest-natured golden retriever would be happy to take a chunk out of his ass.

[Walleye]

4. Trump obviously doesn't want any friends in Washington, or any place. He's too good for them. Maybe Elon is rich enough.

[Ocelot II]

13. He doesn't understand the concept of "friend." He doesn't have friends.

Everything is transactional to him. He'll never do anything kind or useful for someone else just because it would be a kind or useful thing to do; he will always expect, even demand, a favor in return. If he were your ordinary neighbor instead of a rich, isolated asshole, he wouldn't lend you a tool or help you push your car out of a snowbank. He wouldn't comfort you if a family member died and he wouldn't celebrate with you if you got a great new job or won a prestigious award. He's content to be a rich asshole who can buy what he wants.

[dalton99a]

7. He needs the love of a starving hyena

[sop]

31. I envision the final scene from 'Boys From Brazil,' with Dr. Mengele and the Dobermans.

[Dave Bowman]

32. The poor thing would die from food poisoning.

[Kid Berwyn]

8. He's got "Fleabag."

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[stopdiggin]

9. I believe cruelty to animals must be eschewed

There might be some kind of 'greater good' justification there - if anyone thought there was the slightest chance it might work. But - no one, but no one, has the slightest belief ......

[DBoon]

12. no dog deserves that fate

dogs are too good for that

[Ilsa]

14. He would kick a dog, or mistreat it in other ways. nt

[Norbert]

20. Or just give it to ICE Barbie for disposal.

[Ocelot II]

15. I can't think of any other president who didn't have a dog or other pet.

Even presidents who were otherwise rather dreadful had pets. Nixon had Checkers; Reagan had several dogs while president, as well as horses and cats at his ranch; Bush I had Millie; Bush II had three dogs and a cat. As far as anyone knows all these animals were all well cared for, suggesting that even these rather dreadful presidents had enough glimmers of goodness in their souls that they were able to love their animals. Krasnov's soul is too blighted to love anybody or anything.

[UTUSN]

17. "KRASNOV too blighted" - yeah, was just grasping at a straw that dogs are so loving that they might

find the tiniest lost atom of it in him that might be nurtured.

[Vinca]

16. No dogs anywhere near him. Combat Barbie will shoot it.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

18. Don't condem a dog to this fate

He would RUIN a dog. It would be a rabid arsehole who thrived on the encouragement of the orange shitgibbon.

[SheltieLover]

19. No dog deserves to be in the presence of the slob or any magats. Ever!

[doc03]

21. I think a dog would instinctively know not to like

Trump.

[backscatter712]

22. I couldn't do that to the poor dog.

Trump's a malignant narcissist. If he has animals in his spaces, I guarantee he'll abuse them.

[Bayard]

27. Noem can advise him

[3catwoman3]

28. Maybe one of the robot dogs...

...that marched in the stupid parade.

[Orrex]

29. Can it be a rabid dog? Or a pack of them?

[Martin Eden]

30. Program one of the robot dogs from the military parade to be his friend

I wouldn't want to subject a real dog to that evil sociapth.

Also, program the robot dog with a lethal sub routine, easily hacked.

[FoggyLake]

34. Please do not put a dog within kicking distance of that psychopath.

[ZDU]

35. No

Every dog deserves better. Psychopaths are damaged. Narcissists are dangerous.
Do not submit a dog to abuse.
You know better.

[MW67]

36. The house is only big enough

For one dog, as many other dogs have already found out

[Nigrum Cattus]

37. Here is my choice for a pup

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085382/

[Texin]

38. I wouldn't wish a dog - ANY dog of any breed, trained or not, a sloppy lovin' mess or aloof or just mean to the bone on

this execrable excuse for a so-called human being. He is without a doubt so far up there in the annals of socio/psychopathic behavior characteristic in history as to rank in the top ten of the most egregious, dangerous people who have ever lived.

[Iamscrewed]

39. Character test

Much like humans we all have different character traits but most dogs have a 6th sense. I'm betting kRasnov don't like animals because they know.

[DBoon]

40. I would only let him have a cartoon dog

[Conjuay]

41. They shoot puppies, don't they?