***Breaking *** Kristi Noem Taken To Hospital

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Developing...

[MarineCombatEngineer]

1. Oh please, please let it be fatal.

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. CNN says she's conscious and speaking

https://edition.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital

though has nothing more on what it's about.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

11. Damn!!

Well, a fellow can dream.

[GopherGal]

44. Tots and Pears...

for an oxygen mask to be applied to her muzzle so that other hospital patients needn't be exposed to Krusty's blathering.

[jmbar2]

58. haha....

Krusty Gnome

[Kaleva]

100. lol!

[Sailingdiver]

62. conscious and speaking

That is impossible for her.

[maxrandb]

90. How can they tell?

[LoisB]

105. Apparently, an allergic reaction.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-ambulance-hospital-sources/story?id=122948099

[CatWoman]

122. it's all that makeup she shellacs on her face

[struggle4progress]

152. She passed too near someone of ordinary human decency?

[underpants]

32. 😆😆😆😆

Cracked me up.

[hamsterjill]

49. Or the Botox moved.

To an unfortunate location?

[Onthefly]

129. Lips got too big for her to breathe

[BattleRow]

130. Or an undisclosed location...

[unblock]

2. I would never wish ill on anyone

So I look forward to reading all the other posts in this thread.

[obamanut2012]

5. I would

hahaha

[ZDU]

42. Hear, hear!

Thank you!

[PCIntern]

6. That's sort of like:

“I never repeat gossip, so I’m only going to say this once.”

[unblock]

18. lol! He's another one, incorrectly attributed to Samuel Clemens:

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

[sir pball]

107. It was actually Clarence Darrow:

“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/02/19/fact-check-clarence-darrow-quote-obits-misattributed-mark-twain/4507308001/

[EYESORE 9001]

9. Everyone needs a hobby

I guess 🤨

[Coventina]

4. Well, at least she wasn't taken to a quarry......

[dflprincess]

21. Damn!

I wish I'd said that!

[ZDU]

47. Boom!

[Xavier Breath]

109. That's gonna leave a mark.

[Hugin]

133. The day is still young.

[hlthe2b]

7. I was so expecting you to say you were joking...

Hmm. I guess I should say NOTHING more.

[SWBTATTReg]

10. Who cares? She is a POS who doesn't care about a lot of people, so why do we care about her?

[MarineCombatEngineer]

19. I don't think the OP said anything about caring for her,

it was posted, IMHO, as information, not to gain sympathy, but to inform us.

[SWBTATTReg]

23. So? I simply stated my opinion. Who cares?

[MarineCombatEngineer]

50. Apparently a lot of us want to know shit like this.

I care because I want to know if she croaked or not and I like to keep up on breaking news.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

57. The posters who are blowing up this thread care.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

60. Did you mean to reply to me or the person I was replying to?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

70. I dont know. I just know this thread is popping

[Sanity Claws]

85. I don't think the post was made to gain sympathy for her

I thought it meant I should get my dancing shoes on.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

89. I would dance there with you,

but these old bones might say different.

[hlthe2b]

28. Do you honestly think ANYONE on DU does? It is a potentially important event if true & one for maximum Schadenfreude...

--at least potentially.

[SWBTATTReg]

35. No I don't think anyone on DU cares, but my opinion still matters to me and I stated it.

You stated your opinion, good for you.

[ZDU]

48. Obituary

Some of us hope to read it with glee

[Hey Joe]

119. Well if she passes

She’s been pre-embalmed and won’t need any preparation before burial.

[ZDU]

120. bwahahahahaha

[SheltieLover]

137. ...

[JohnSJ]

12. Breaking from where?

[JohnSJ]

54. Thanks

[sheshe2]

69. CNN

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say
https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital

[JohnSJ]

98. Thanks sheshe

[sheshe2]

106. You're welcome, John.

I hope it's nothing serious.

[JohnSJ]

116. Lol

[Hekate]

132. Poor baby. I hope it's nothing trivial.

[sheshe2]

134. *snicker*

[doc03]

12. Thoughts and prayers. nt

[ZDU]

53. of her demise

buh-bye puppy unaliver

[durablend]

14. Maybe a dog bit her

Fatal case of rabies

[Laffy Kat]

46. That would be the ultimate in poetic justice. nt

[SheltieLover]

138. Agreed, Laffy

[hamsterjill]

56. Oh, you win!!!!!

I admit that I totally belly-laughed at this one!

[mercuryblues]

82. How could we tell the difference?

She's already as rabid as they come.

[Rowdyag]

131. Someone needs to check on the dog

I hope the dog doesn’t suffer from that bite… it is rumored that he vomited after biting her.

[EnergizedLib]

15. I hope she's in pain and suffering

[Traildogbob]

16. Puppy karma

Famous quote, “I really don’t care, do you”?
Did she show a once of passion for the murders last weekend, or has she been guzzling liberal tears and choked. And she gets the best medical care there is, no Kennedy bullshit.

[dflprincess]

17. Botox overdose?

[tonkatoy8888]

31. I was thinking

hair dye and makeup poisoning.

[Tribetime]

45. Thats my guess or infection from botox

[malaise]

20. A mental hospital?

Asking for a friend

[newdeal2]

26. Confirmed case of TDS

Sad!

[SheltieLover]

139. ...

[Autumn]

22. I do hope it's a non-fatal conditions that can be debilitating.

Extremely debilitating. Very, very debilitating. Painful will be a big bonus.

[Krazy_Kat]

24. Botox poisoning?

Maybe a dog bite?

[newdeal2]

25. I don't have much sympathy to be sure

A sick person who watches ICE tear up a pregnant woman’s house for show will get karma.

She should resign in disgrace.

[Deuxcents]

34. From her hospital bed would be fitting

[RandySF]

27. Good for her she's not a dog.

[greatauntoftriplets]

30. Did she fall off her high horse?

[orangecrush]

51. ...

[greatauntoftriplets]

113. ...

[katmondoo]

110. The best statement ever!!!!

OK. Now I am worried, did she or did she not fall off a horse!!

[greatauntoftriplets]

112. Thanks.

[SheltieLover]

140. Bazinga, GAOT!

[greatauntoftriplets]

142. Thanks.

[Wingus Dingus]

33. Expired batch of collagen.

[Emile]

36. They Shoot Horses, Don't They?

Or was it dogs?

[live love laugh]

40. Puppies 🐶

[live love laugh]

38. Not a damn thing wrong with her. I guarantee it.

[Attilatheblond]

52. Could be a panic attack

With so many horrible things going on, she freaked out trying to decide which costume would be most 'alluring' to the maga men.

[live love laugh]

67. 😂😂😂😂😂

[MarineCombatEngineer]

77. Oh that is just too fucking funny.

You win the DUzy prize for this post.

[Attilatheblond]

111. In my family, snark was nurtured. Glad I made some of you guys smile. We need smiles

[MarineCombatEngineer]

123. You made me more than smile, I'm LMAO.

[Attilatheblond]

124. I'll be here all week. Tip your servers.

[global1]

59. My Thought Exactly.....

Just looking to garner some sympathy & take some pressure off her evilness.

[bucolic_frolic]

68. Manufactured distraction

[live love laugh]

71. My first thought too.

[ailsagirl]

91. Probably n/t

[dweller]

39. ERMAGERD !1! Could it be ?

https://m.

&t=15s&pp=2AEPkAIB


✌🏻

[malaise]

55. Did the puppy come back

for…drumroll retribution?😀

[SheltieLover]

141. Good thought, Malaise!

[Ocelot II]

41. Maybe a dog bit her.

[Torchlight]

43. She'll receive the best sympathy money can buy

[orangecrush]

61. Implant rejection?

[Ritabert]

73. Or facial fillers.

[blubunyip]

63. Hurry

send Thoughts and Prayers

[DBoon]

64. I hope she gets better

after a very long stay in the hospital

[sinkingfeeling]

65. Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem transported by ambulance to DC-area hospital, sources say

https://www.cnn.com/2025/06/17/politics/kristi-noem-hostpital

[Deuxcents]

88. Allergy to what? Did her throat and tongue swell up..eyes pop out?.what?

[maxrandb]

99. Garlic, Wolfsbane, Sunlight, or did she accidentally see the WH"s spokesmodel crucifix?

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[MorbidButterflyTat]

156. .

[SheltieLover]

143. One can hope...

[global1]

66. Karma's A Bitch.....nt

[jls4561]

94. That's not how you spell KKKristi...

[J_William_Ryan]

72. "Kristi Noem"

That’s not who we want taken to a hospital.

[Duncanpup]

74. Here's hoping RFK Jr is her doctor.

Fuck her.

[SheltieLover]

145. Good thought, Dunc!

Rotten fucking puppy murderer!

[Tommy Carcetti]

75. A pity. nt

[Canada Kid]

76. Choking on her own garbage!

She's so full of shit that she needs an enema!

[The Blue Flower]

78. Tripped on her eyelashes

and landed on her lips.

[Midnight Writer]

79. What costume does she wear for that?

Maybe she's going undercover to arrest all the immigrants at the hospital.

[usonian]

80. So, it happened. There IS a Dog.

[Jacson6]

81. Do you think that she will arrest the immigrant that change her bed pan?

[ITAL]

83. Apparently it was an allergic reaction to something

[hlthe2b]

86. Apparently she got too close to a brown person... or a black person... or a dog... or a goat... or...

I think she should become the "girl in the bubble" for her own sake.

[ITAL]

101. I mean it probably was to get out of something

But it could be legit. If she has some sort of food allergy, they may have taken her out of an abundance of caution.

[hlthe2b]

103. Yes, it could. But she is so damned disgusting that her overt racist and hateful bile-filled rants likely

PREDISPOSE her for any number of things. Rotting from within, as they say (and I've seen the end result in my ER day in and day out).

But, yes, some poor wasp or bee may have stung her, or any number of things could have caused a reaction.

[gopiscrap]

154. she might have finally looked in the mirror

[MorbidButterflyTat]

157. .

But does she have a reflection.

[Prairie Gates]

114. Apparently that's the announcement by her propaganda outfit

I don't believe a single solitary word these people say about anything.

[Rocknation]

135. I nearly lost a friend to an allergic reaction to his heart medication

and did I mention that he WORKED in a hospital?

More recently, a shellfish-allergic friend made us bypass having a nightcap in the separate bar area of a seafood restaurant -- no food, just drinks -- out of fear that they weren't diligent enough about keeping their dishes and glasses clean!


Rocknation

[malaise]

84. Allergic reaction....to seeing

Senator Padilla detailing the truth? 😀

[SheltieLover]

146. No doubt!

[Blue Dotty]

87. Is she trying to save face? Is the top of her ear bleeding?

[kentuck]

92. She got the news...

Republicans are asking Trump to ask for her resignation.

Nothing else would shake her.

[dem4decades]

93. Remember the movie Mash where they just switched the plasma and urine bags?

Just sayin

[milestogo]

95. Was it a puppy who shot her?

[oasis]

96. Beware: The Curse of Padilla

[TlalocW]

97. I hate to give into or start conspiracy throries

But I can see this as a tactic to "piggyback" onto the tragic shootings in Minnesota to garner any extea sympathy while also giving her an excuse to not have to deal with the press.

[cloudbase]

102. She no doubt has a loose screw or two.

[maveric]

104. She's probably faking it for attention.

So people will stop being mean to her.

[NBachers]

108. She saw all the sympathy the Minnesota victims got, and she wants in on it. Plus, now she can blame Democrats.

[DenaliDemocrat]

115. We know it's not a heart attack or brain aneurysm

Because - she has neither organ.

[Ziggysmom]

117. Yeah. Right. Allergy.

[SheltieLover]

147. ..

[mcar]

118. 'K. What's everyone having for dinner?

[Botany]

121. Head trauma from an extra 36 lbs via hair extensions, various fillers, and surgery shit

The girl has had some work done.

[Kid Berwyn]

125. Maybe she's the "DESIGNATED SURVIVOR"

After the fireballs and ash, she and Corey will repopulate the planet. No dogs allowed in Hell.

[Clouds Passing]

126. Botox infecting her brain?

[SheltieLover]

148. I'm thinking maybe she had a brief vision of herself in an orange jumpsuit doing a life stint & freaked out

[Clouds Passing]

149. Envisioned her face at 90

[drHarms]

127. lmao

probably used one of those snapchat dog filters and shot herself

[LetMyPeopleVote]

161. Welcome to DU

[bucolic_frolic]

128. Hyperventilation from the anticipated thrill of more cruelty

OCD and sadism mixture

[LetMyPeopleVote]

136. "Corey, it's very bad. I ran out of costumes." - Kristi Noem

Link to tweet

[FHRRK]

144. Worthless POS is going to come out looking different

A side effect is severe allergic reactions, along with constipation and kidney stones.

Maybe she can find a support dog to get her through he self inflected pain.

[usonian]

150. Was it an animal hospital?

Asking for a pal.

[CentralMass]

151. She accidentally told a truth and suffered a secere reaction from it.

[BamaRefugee]

153. Rainbow Bridge awaits her arrival.

The one in Hell I mean, sorry.

[gopiscrap]

155. what a fucking waste of US Tax dollars

get DOGE on this....we shouldn't have to pay the bill for her fakery

[MorbidButterflyTat]

158. This thread was very entertaining!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

159. Allergic reaction to Botox?

Link to tweet

[Vinca]

160. Did they take her out to the gravel pit and treat her like a dog?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

162. Allergic reaction to the truth

Someone repeated an actual fact in her presence