Huckabee, Trump's Ambassador to Israel, thinks nuclear bombs are being contemplated

[muriel_volestrangler]

Mike Huckabee, who is apparently Trump’s ambassador to Israel (somehow I’d repressed that memory?), gargled Trump’s balls so hard in a text message that Dumbfuck Hitler felt moved to share it with the world via his janky social media platform.



I mean, gross and all that, but it’s not like we haven’t heard this North Korea-style fluffing from all of Trump’s minions, so normally I wouldn’t bother sharing it. But this jumped out at me: “Truman in 1945.”

What notable thing happened that year? Oh yeah, the U.S. dropped atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And Huckabee is an End Times-believing evangelical fanatic surrounded by a wide variety of zealots in a regional tinderbox where bombs are flying everywhere.

To recap, a deranged Bible-humper with a fully engorged Rapture-boner is fawning over the demented authoritarian who has the nuclear codes and urging him to listen to Huckabee’s imaginary sky daddy. Like Han Solo, I’ve got a bad feeling about this…

https://balloon-juice.com/2025/06/17/blowed-up-open-thread-2/

[Irish_Dem]

1. They are all bat shit crazy.

God help us.

[B.See]

37. The Antichrist and his despot compadres

bringing the world to the brink nuclear Armageddon??

Wow. What a surprise! (insert sarcasm thingy here)

[milestogo]

2. This is your Ambassador on drugs.

[newdeal2]

3. Religious fanatics everywhere

And a demented old narcissist with nukes in the middle.

[OrlandoDem2]

4. Trump wants is in on this war.

[lame54]

24. When it's not over after...

One grand attack he will find how much work an on-going war takes
He will not be happy

[Jim__]

5. So, Trump is waiting to hear a voice from heaven. There's an encouraging thought.

[milestogo]

12. Won't he be surprised when the voice is from somewhere else.

[Solly Mack]

6. I'm OK with end-timers ending their time on earth but they want to take the rest of us with them it seems.

These people are fucking nuts.

[Norrrm]

13. How to tell if end-timers are sincere..... Are they accumulating long-term wealth?

[Solly Mack]

14. Ha

[Norrrm]

16. Maybe the rapture has already happened... and they are still here with the rest of us.

[Solly Mack]

19. Exactly.

[Vinca]

7. Crazy town with nukes. O.M.G.

[Hugin]

8. Huckabee!!?!

Oh, no… No… Okay, that’s it. I’m reviving my Cold War bedtime prayers.

[ananda]

22. I wonder if kids will have to practice crouching under their desks at school...

like we did when I was little.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

25. It was called Duck and Cover,

we called it stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

[ananda]

29. We weren't that worldly or precocious.

I just did as I was told without really understanding
anything.

[MarineCombatEngineer]

31. I grew up in the shadows of a Nike Anti-Ballistic Missile Base,

we knew our area would be targeted with numerous warheads so that's why we joked about this, it was a way to relieve the stress.

[FalloutShelter]

9. Jesus wept,

[Ping Tung]

10. God blessed the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. Thomas Paine

[PatSeg]

18. Or more likely,

Cruel men create a cruel God.

[Ping Tung]

21. Yep. If I ever decide to select a God I'll probably select the female version. Their reputation is usually kinder

than the angry muscle bound version.

[PatSeg]

23. Oh yes, absolutely

[Aristus]

11. These dickheads can't wait to fly up into the clouds and be with Jesus...

[hatrack]

17. I wish they'd hurry up and GTFO and leave the rest of us alone . . .

on these death-cult assholes.

[spanone]

15. Is Mike leaking?

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Fuck off Fuckabee.

[allegorical oracle]

20. This is easy. Huckster wants to stay there. I vote to leave him there. nt

[D. Spaulding]

26. My God, but that was fricking

disturbing to read.

[Buns_of_Fire]

27. The competition for "Obsequious Suckup of the Year" is now closed for 2025.

I can't see anyone outdoing that performance. He managed to swallow King Taco's entire left buttock before the SS stopped him.

[Kid Berwyn]

28. Trumpageddon

Way to go, Huckfuck.

[Harker]

30. Yes, Trumpsky has "many voices" speaking to him.

It doesn't help that several are likely imaginary.

[AntiFascist]

32. Oh my GAWD! This is how they want the world to end I guess n/t

[WarGamer]

33. if they're considering it...

It's a nuke bunker buster.

They probably think that hitting the underground base will certainly release SOME radioactive material and a small nuke warhead detonating at 300' depth might actually not only destroy the facility but also actually REDUCE the amount of fallout.

Plus, Trump gets to pleasure himself over a nuke going off... the first one in anger for 80 years.

[Diamond_Dog]

34. Is this idiot for real?

The overly religious obsequiousness is nauseating and actually would be laughable if we weren’t in this mess we’re in.

[Permanut]

35. And just think, we could have had THIS clown as President..

On second thought, let's not.

[Attilatheblond]

36. Real DIPLOMATS don't speculate publicly; they STFU and stay out of spotlights

Is Huckabee one of those religious crackpots who desires 'end times' so he and his pals can go to heaven?*


* rhetorical question

[Jack Valentino]

38. Yeah, Trump has a lot of voices speaking to him, all from inside his own head...

and I doubt very much that God is one of them. However, that other guy--- probably

[yellow dahlia]

39. Are Huckabee and his ilk hoping the deranged grifter brings on the rapture,

by his actions in the Middle East.

RepugliCONS in Congress - are you all on board with this?

Looks like Mike Lee is.

Nut jobs!