Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

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Published:

June 16, 2025
WASHINGTON—Reaching out to the surviving victims of Saturday’s shootings as they recovered from their numerous gunshot wounds, President Donald Trump reportedly called Minnesota state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife Yvette Hoffman on Monday to rant about Gov. Tim Walz. “Your governor was very unfair to me in the 2024 election—a real nasty piece of work, that Walz,” said Trump, raving over the phone to the hospitalized couple as he described how Minneapolis had turned into “a complete hellhole” under Walz’s leadership of the state. “Did you hear about his trips to China? Very suspicious, if you ask me. And he lied about his military service. So disgraceful! It really is a shame that he’s still in office. You both have my deepest condolences for all the suffering that moron has caused the great state of Minnesota.” According to reports, Trump assured the Hoffmans that he’d do everything in his power to make sure Walz was “next.”

https://theonion.com/trump-calls-shooting-victims-to-rant-about-tim-walz/

Satire but close to the truth.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. Onion, everyone.

[questionseverything]

2. With the current occupant it's hard to tell

[Baitball Blogger]

5. Don't I know it.

[sop]

6. I know, but still...It's Trump, it could easily be real.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. I don't disagree.

[GenThePerservering]

3. The Onion is having a tough time keeping ahead of reality nt

[yorkster]

4. Too much this time, for me anyway.

Too close to the bone to be funny.

[FirstLight]

8. seriously...did NOT think it was satire AT ALL!!

TFG is just that self centered and nasty

[Amaryllis]

17. Had to check to see before i knew it was satire.

[newdeal2]

9. Omg I believed it until I saw the link

This is 100% possible.

[choie]

10. I really thought that that was real

Which is a really pathetic reflection on that orange bastard

[SheltieLover]

11. Thank goddess it's The Onion!

[MustLoveBeagles]

12. I honestly wouldn't put it past him to do this for real

[Shellback Squid]

13. got me

but it's within the realm of his fantasy

[Emile]

14. Actually, it sounds just like him.

[CatWoman]

15. ok; they got me

i actually thought this was real

[skylucy]

16. You had me going there for a minute!

[Faux pas]

18. I knew it was satire

when I read hump calls shooting victim

[Tribetime]

19. Its bad that I really think that it could be true.

[Sogo]

20. You know, the Onion humor just didn't work in this case.

It was entirely too believable....

[Cha]

21. I believed it.