Trump lives the life of a flexible dog, because he can
By Sid Schwab / Herald Columnist
Maybe youve heard this joke, which, out of respect for readers, Ill tidy up: Why do dogs lick their dangly parts? Answer: Because they can.
It perfectly describes Trumps every action: He does what he does not only because he can, but, metaphorically, also that other thing. Paradoxically, theres not a lick of forethought or coherence evident in any of it.
At last, in his attention-needy, approval-deficient life, he can do whatever he wants, to whomever and whatever he chooses. Its nearly absolute power, granted not by voters, a majority of whom disagree with almost everything hes done, and certainly not the Constitution, but by craven Republican Congress-dwellers and a cynically selected, ideologically predictable, Constitution-rewriting Supreme Court.
Weve just returned from New York City, where our niece is a tenured professor of immunology at NYU. She runs an internationally recognized lab in which shes made far-reaching, health-related discoveries. Back when our government recognized the value of science and the importance of the U.S. leading the world, she had several post-doctoral fellows working with her. Now, due to Trumps funding cuts and punitive immigration flexes, including charging outrageous prices for H-1 visas, because he can, she has only one. To another, whom she described as a dream candidate, she offered a job, only to have him choose a better future in China. Another applicant shed have loved to hire decided to stay in China. Trumps no-sightedness harms Americas status in the world, which, if sanity ever returns to governance, will take years to restore. He doesnt care. Because he cant.
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I guarantee you, if Trump could lick his own junk he would.